Perhaps a little more respect and a little less intolerance might be in order

[Mortimer]

MA'AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!













You''re beginning to piss me off.

Tell ya what ahm gonna do....




...I'm giving you EVERYTHING....PLUS..a bonus.





In every MORTE' Fan Club membership kit one receives a very special item.




That will be your bonus gift.



It's a doll in my likeness............=:>


You see?





And when you squeeze my little belly I go:








MEEP-MEEP!







That's it...no more.

Take it or leave it lady.