Perhaps a little more respect and a little less intolerance might be in order

[hi_im_god]

mort's the funniest thing since oracle's "i'm gonna send someone to break your leg" meltdown at espn.

please, for my sake, keep feeding him the straight lines.

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

mort's the funniest thing since oracle's "i'm gonna send someone to break your leg" meltdown at espn.

please, for my sake, keep feeding him the straight lines.

That was hilarious when Mike used to post that shiat... LMAO

[hi_im_god]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

That was hilarious when Mike used to post that shiat... LMAO

he was pure comedy and my all time favorite poster.

mort means to be funny. and he's a pro. but oracle was funny without any clue how hilarious he was. nothing beats that.

no one will ever come close to oracle.

[ArlJim78]

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

he was pure comedy and my all time favorite poster.

mort means to be funny. and he's a pro. but oracle was funny without any clue how hilarious he was. nothing beats that.

no one will ever come close to oracle.

neither of them can touch my man PG1985.
he doesn't mean to be funny, but he sure enough is.

morty makes me sleepy. zzzzzzzzzzz

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by ArlJim78

neither of them can touch my man PG1985.
he doesn't mean to be funny, but he sure enough is.

morty makes me sleepy. zzzzzzzzzzz

Benzedrene would make you sleepy.

[Cajungator26]

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[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

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Would you mind jumping in a punji stick hole ma'am?




That would be ever so nice of you.

[hi_im_god]

Originally Posted by ArlJim78

neither of them can touch my man PG1985.
he doesn't mean to be funny, but he sure enough is.

morty makes me sleepy. zzzzzzzzzzz

thinking the green monkey will run (much less win) a grade 1 is delusional but doesn't come close in comedy to spending hours posting how you know some guys who will track down another poster to break his legs.

you used to be a lot more fun at espn jim. i give you credit for sticking around there a while after everyone else left. i won't give up on you yet but you need to stop worrying about what people will think if you just admit mort's funny.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

thinking the green monkey will run (much less win) a grade 1 is delusional but doesn't come close in comedy to spending hours posting how you know some guys who will track down another poster to break his legs.

you used to be a lot more fun at espn jim. i give you credit for sticking around there a while after everyone else left. i won't give up on you yet but you need to stop worrying about what people will think if you just admit mort's funny.

You are very kind....but do I know you??

[hi_im_god]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

You are very kind....but do I know you??

i don't think so. unless you posted at espn or tbred times. which i don't think you did.

just a fan. keep up the good work.

[ArlJim78]

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

thinking the green monkey will run (much less win) a grade 1 is delusional but doesn't come close in comedy to spending hours posting how you know some guys who will track down another poster to break his legs.

you used to be a lot more fun at espn jim. i give you credit for sticking around there a while after everyone else left. i won't give up on you yet but you need to stop worrying about what people will think if you just admit mort's funny.

Well i'm not one to worry about what others think. 100 percent serious here, when I say that I do not find mort funny. verrrry boring if you ask me. for as many posts and thoughts he has thrown up, all of them with the intent of being funny or clever? No I find many others on here much more funny and concise.

the espn thing was funny, many people were funny at that time, not only oracle. he was funny in the way you mentioned, not intentionally funny. But, for me it was offset by other stuff that made me cringe. not a pleasant person and don't miss him. when you're on the receiving end of some of his unintentional humor its not as funny.

[Mortimer]

Well i'm not one to worry about what others think.

Maybe you should.



100 percent serious here, when I say that I do not find mort funny.

I recommend a 70% saline solution drip.



verrrry boring if you ask me.

May I suggest the electric chair would not do much for you either?




for as many posts and thoughts he has thrown up, all of them with the intent of being funny or clever?

Or you'll get there.

Stop watching so much Hannerty and what'shisname.


No I find many others on here much more funny and concise.

Link please.


the espn thing was funny, many people were funny at that time, not only oracle. he was funny in the way you mentioned, not intentionally funny. But, for me it was offset by other stuff that made me cringe. not a pleasant person and don't miss him. when you're on the receiving end of some of his unintentional humor its not as funny.

I didn't like BrainDispencer either.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Can't argue with that paragraph at all.

I agree.

Fine content and structure.