Perhaps a little more respect and a little less intolerance might be in order

[Mortimer]

I have a nice make upee-poo present for Can'tdall.

It's a very nice slingshot with a set of very hard vulcanized projectiles.


I want him to learn how to use this properly so he does not make the mistake so many other bad slingshotters do.



Now Can'tdall......grasp the weapon by the handle.

Do it smartly now.


All right...insert a vuclanized projectile into the big ol' stretchable catapult set in the "Y" of the slingshot.



Good.




Now..and this is very important.

DO NOT stretch that catapult toward you.



Grasp the catapult cradling Mr. Projectile and pull it AWAY from you.....downrange......you should be looking right at Mr. Projectile.



Now line up your target......and Mr. Projectile......and the space between your eyes.










FIRE!!!