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Old 04-02-2007, 10:42 AM
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We are the boys from old Florida
F-L-O-R-I-D-A
Where the girls are the fairest,
The boys are the squarest
Of any old state down our way... HEY!

We are all strong for old Florida
Down where the old Gators play
In all kinds of weather
We'll all stick together
for F-L-O-R-I-D-A

GO GATORS!!!
That does it. I was looking for any good reason to up my bet on Ohio State as Mystic Zelda was not available to take my call. This will have to do. Go Bucks!
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Old 04-02-2007, 10:45 AM
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That does it. I was looking for any good reason to up my bet on Ohio State as Mystic Zelda was not available to take my call. This will have to do. Go Bucks!
Deja Vu, eh B?

This time around, the Bucks should be able to put up more than 14 points. Ha!
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Old 04-02-2007, 11:02 AM
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what did we make?
So speaking of making Thebby.....










...So speaking of making....Thebby.


Has the man in the gray suit made it over to you know here?
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Old 04-02-2007, 11:12 AM
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So speaking of making Thebby.....










...So speaking of making....Thebby.


Has the man in the gray suit made it over to you know here?
Hey Dorty!

Even though you weren't too nice to me...see above...


I took pity on you.


Sent out the cupcakes via Fed-Ex.

Just my way of showing my niceness to you.

So when they get delivered, enjoy.

Be sure to try the one with the big smiley face and the purple peep on top.


My baking skills are as


amazing


as

your


manners.



YUM!
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Old 04-02-2007, 11:12 AM
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the answer can be heard at seven.
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Old 04-02-2007, 11:14 AM
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the answer can be heard at seven.

10-4
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Old 04-02-2007, 11:16 AM
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Hey morty are you one of the guys from lemonparty?
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Old 04-02-2007, 11:18 AM
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Hey morty are you one of the guys from lemonparty?
No.







But I heard you're one of the "girls" from that Led Zeppelin song.
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Old 04-02-2007, 11:24 AM
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She may not like mine all that much but she sure ain't gonna like yours

Dave..



...watch your language.







Tell me if it does anything.
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Old 04-02-2007, 11:29 AM
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So



If someone watches their language.....






but not where they plant their butt




and there happen to be a few dozen




lemons






when they go in







from the outside









does it make you





like Dorty?????








Or just a bit










constipated?????????
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Old 04-02-2007, 11:38 AM
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Dave..



...watch your language.







Tell me if it does anything.

You mean you missed it...of course it does something...It made Cajun swoon not to mention horny..she wants me to reveal my "secret wand upraised at length"

But I don't think that Thebby would want me to (or is it too)
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Old 04-02-2007, 11:41 AM
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You mean you missed it...of course it does something...It made Cajun swoon not to mention horny..she want me to reveal my "secret wand upraised at length"

But I don't think that Thebby would want me to (or is it too)
Good one.



Mine doesn't do anything.







That doesn't call for another "good one"....by the way.
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Old 04-02-2007, 12:02 PM
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Mine doesn't do anything..
Thebby tell him about the little blue pills that he can take for that...
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Old 04-02-2007, 12:13 PM
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Good one.



Mine doesn't do anything.







That doesn't call for another "good one"....by the way.

Sittin'





on









too







many










lemons










might just












do











that








to you.













Eat the big smiley cup cake







the one with the purple peep








say 457 hail mary's












87 our fathers














it might












pass















I'll












pray for


















your











plugged


















butt
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Old 04-02-2007, 07:43 PM
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Anyone else find it ironic Morty and DTS have began "chatting"?

Fucl<in' aye.




Last time I do you a favor.
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Old 04-02-2007, 07:53 PM
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Awww I was busting your balls Morty.
And it worked very well.

I just dont like being aligned with someone who enjoys suggesting people lick cum on fruit ......and other assorted prose.
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Old 04-02-2007, 07:56 PM
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People just don't like me.
You're right, I don't. I LOVE you.
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Old 04-02-2007, 08:00 PM
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You're right, I don't. I LOVE you.
Gosh...thanks.

But I did forget to ask you what you said before....who have I hurt the feelings of so bad here?
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Old 04-02-2007, 08:01 PM
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Well for what it's worth I do. That might not get you much cred around here, but whatever. And your post have me laughing out loud a lot. Especially the one last night before the sales. That was pretty good.

I'm over it...thanks,but I detest make up posts....Thebby may like them,but I don't.

I understand you though...so thanks.
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Old 04-02-2007, 08:58 PM
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Are you infering that I am making this up?
Making up as in *smooch smooch.* Let's kiss and make up. LOL
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