Well Now - Page 36

Grits · #**701** 04-02-2007, 09:11 AM

Speechless, not a chance.

I should know better. Pass.

Mortimer · #**702** 04-02-2007, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Grits

Morte', truly, I say unto you.

I never have been good at abiding anyone's rules, and that includes . . . yours.

Do slink over, one needs to be well heeled when traveling Upstate.

Have a wonderful Monday, sweetheart.

Later . . .

Please...I have issued permission to NO ONE allowing them to address me as "sweetheart".

And I don't believe JKB Hat has becme a member...that I know of.

paisjpq · #**703** 04-02-2007, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Please...I have issued permission to NO ONE allowing them to address me as "sweetheart".

And I don't believe JKB Hat has becme a member...that I know of.

I'll call you what ever I please...since you are profiting from pictures of me taken through my windows at night...

mr hat isn't here to my knowledge...

Mortimer · #**704** 04-02-2007, 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

This song is dedicated to Morty and Grits...

Love is in the air
Everywhere I look around
Love is in the air
Every sight and every sound

And I don't know if I'm being foolish
Don't know if I'm being wise
But it's something that I must believe in
And it's there when I look in your eyes

Love is in the air
In the whisper of the trees
Love is in the air
In the thunder of the sea

And I don't know if I'm just dreaming
Don't know if I feel sane
But it's something that I must believe in
And it's there when you call out my name

(Chorus)
Love is in the air
Love is in the air
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh

Love is in the air
In the rising of the sun
Love is in the air
When the day is nearly done

And I don't know if you're an illusion
Don't know if I see it true
But you're something that I must believe in
And you're there when I reach out for you

Love is in the air
Every sight and every sound
And I don't know if I'm being foolish
Don't know if I'm being wise

But it's something that I must believe in
And it's there when I look in your eyes

Get this filth out of here.

Mortimer · #**705** 04-02-2007, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by paisjpq

I'll call you what ever I please....

Jist so ins ya don't call me late fer dinner!!

.....since you are profiting from pictures of me taken through my windows at night...

And handsomely so....handsomely.

mr hat isn't here to my knowledge...

And why do you say.....Mr.??????

Grits · #**706** 04-02-2007, 09:19 AM

As I just abruptly stated and to now paraphrase

don't bother me with your rules or your permission Morte'

I don't do either.

Caj is correct, Spring is here, and I have flowers to tend today

and that is a very good thing.

Flowers always make me smile . . . they're gentle.

And I like that.

Payson Dave · #**707** 04-02-2007, 09:25 AM

Is this the name that tune thread??

note the reference to both flowers and the Derby...

Take me down little susie, take me down
I know you think youre the queen of the underground
And you can send me dead flowers every morning
Send me dead flowers by the mail
Send me dead flowers to my wedding
And I wont forget to put roses on your grave

Well, when youre sitting back
In your rose pink cadillac
Making bets on kentucky derby day
Ill be in my basement room
With a needle and a spoon
And another girl to take my pain away

Cajungator26 · #**708** 04-02-2007, 09:40 AM

Perhaps this is a better song for Morty and whatever female he's enamored with at the moment:

My baby makes me proud
Lord, don't she make me proud
She never makes a scene
By hanging all over me in a crowd
'Cause people like to talk
Lord, don't they love to talk
But when they turn out the lights
I know she'll be leaving with me

And when we get behind closed doors
Then she lets her hair hang down
And she makes me glad that I'm a man
Oh, no-one knows what goes on behind closed doors

My baby makes me smile
Lord, don't she make me smile
She's never far away
Or too tired to say: "I want you"
She's always a lady, just like a lady should be
But when they turn out the lights
She's still a baby to me

'Cause when we get behind closed doors
Then she lets her hair hang down
And she makes me glad that I'm a man
Oh, no-one knows what goes on behind closed doors
Behind closed doors

Mortimer · #**709** 04-02-2007, 09:56 AM

I hope all that is done now.

Cajungator26 · #**710** 04-02-2007, 10:02 AM

Yawn. I need someone to sing me a song.

Mortimer · #**711** 04-02-2007, 10:07 AM

Hooooow...

...MUCH is that dooooooooogie in the window!

Cajungator26 · #**712** 04-02-2007, 10:10 AM

Awww... they're talking about our very own Morty in the first verse! How sweet!

When the lights go down
He'll be fillin' a pan with a broom in his hand
In some dive across town
He'll be wipin' the bar, and moppin' the floor
Countin' his tips and lockin' the doors
Wrestlin' with the devil that tells him to pour another round

When the lights go down
She'll be callin' her friends from the Mercedes Benz
But it's too late now
They were there for the fame, the flash and thrill
The drop of the name, the parties, and the pills
So another star falls from the Hollywood hills
Without a sound

When the lights go down
And there's nothing left to be
When the lights go down
And the truth is all you see

When you feel that hole
Inside your soul
Wonder what you're made of
Well we all find out
When the lights go down

When the lights go down
At the end of the day
With this game that I play
Has gone another round
As I lay there alone in this big empty bed
Nothing but thoughts of you in my head
I think of the things that I wish I had said
When you were still around

When the lights go down
And there's nothing left to be
When the lights go down
And the truth is all you see

And I wonder if all my life's about
The sum of all my fears and all my doubts
Yeah, when the lights go down

when the lights go down
when theres nothing left to be
when the lights go down
and the truth is all you see
when you feel that hole
inside your soul
wonder what your made of
well we all find out
when the lights go down

oooo, when the lights go down

Payson Dave · #**713** 04-02-2007, 10:10 AM

She may not like mine all that much but she sure ain't gonna like yours

Mortimer · #**714** 04-02-2007, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Payson Dave

She may not like mine all that much but she sure ain't gonna like yours

The only command she obeys is "lay down."

Cajungator26 · #**715** 04-02-2007, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

The only command she obeys is "lay down."

I obey the "speak" command too. Good luck on getting me to shut up.

Cajungator26 · #**716** 04-02-2007, 10:23 AM

Unfurl your cloak of silken white
Reveal your secret wand upraised at length
And not unlike a star you shine serene
To exalt the autumn-tide with silver cups.
Shall we drink sweet nectar as we praise
The simple beauty revealed now in truth?
Or shall we simply sit and idly gaze
Into the eyes of love I have for you?
Calla lily soft and silken white
With open heart I pledge my love this night.

Mortimer · #**717** 04-02-2007, 10:25 AM

Shaggy hair andl ruby smeared lips
Sparky lays for doggie tricks
Echoed howls are her delight
She’s a restless collie on a Saturday night

Mortimer · #**718** 04-02-2007, 10:26 AM

To the vomitorium....I must go.

paisjpq · #**719** 04-02-2007, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

To the vomitorium....I must go.

the line forms to the right

Cajungator26 · #**720** 04-02-2007, 10:39 AM

We are the boys from old Florida
F-L-O-R-I-D-A
Where the girls are the fairest,
The boys are the squarest
Of any old state down our way... HEY!

We are all strong for old Florida
Down where the old Gators play
In all kinds of weather
We'll all stick together
for F-L-O-R-I-D-A

GO GATORS!!!