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Old 03-30-2007, 10:20 AM
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Morty, thanks for the invite, but some things are reserved for the ball and chain only.
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Oh no problem... but it wasn't an invite.

I just specialize in word play.




By the way( and it's great timing here)...I doubt you could handle the Sweet 16 anyhow.

All the best.
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Old 03-30-2007, 10:25 AM
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Morty, thanks for the invite, but some things are reserved for the ball and chain only.
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Old 03-30-2007, 10:40 AM
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Yes..there's more for you all where that came from:




The S-16 military assault weapon is disguised in a forest....a forest covered by a man made levi canopy ......and one night the assault weapon detected the fragrance of ...


...Thebby.






And it was good.






The foilage russled violently as the weapon disguised as a GIANT SEQUOIA tree grew...very fast.........and pierced its way through the levi canopy...


...popopopopopop......



BOOM







BOOOOOOOIIIIIING!!!!!!!!







And Thebby broke out into joyous song:





Ah! sweet mys - te - ry of life, at last I've found thee;


Ah! At last I know the se - cret of it all;


All the long - ing, seek - ing, stri - ving, wait - ing, yearn - ing,


The i - dle hopes, the joys and burn - ing tears that fall!








And in the backdrop..as we fade from this scene.....


....a stifled horn plays out the last notes....





...and we are left to wonder why....
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Old 03-30-2007, 10:41 AM
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all that for a quarter...wow
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Old 03-30-2007, 10:42 AM
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Old 03-30-2007, 10:42 AM
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Yes..there's more for you all where that came from:




The S-16 military assault weapon is disguised in a forest....a forest covered by a man made levi canopy ......and one night the assault weapon detected the fragrance of ...


...Thebby.






And it was good.






The foilage russled violently as the weapon disguised as a GIANT SEQUOIA tree grew...very fast.........and pierced its way through the levi canopy...


...popopopopopop......



BOOM







BOOOOOOOIIIIIING!!!!!!!!







And Thebby broke out into joyous song:





Ah! sweet mys - te - ry of life, at last I've found thee;


Ah! At last I know the se - cret of it all;


All the long - ing, seek - ing, stri - ving, wait - ing, yearn - ing,


The i - dle hopes, the joys and burn - ing tears that fall!








And in the backdrop..as we fade from this scene.....


....a stifled horn plays out the last notes....





...and we are left to wonder why....
young frankenstein...madeline kahn...she was an absolute treasure!! altho i liked her song from blazing saddles much more.
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Old 03-30-2007, 10:38 AM
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Morty, thanks for the invite, but some things are reserved for the ball and chain only.
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Oh no problem... but it wasn't an invite.

I just specialize in word play.




By the way( and it's great timing here)...I doubt you could handle the Sweet 16 anyhow.

All the best.
pfft

another man who can't operate a tape measure. you don't count every little line as an inch there mort!!!
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