I'm Sick Of Shaving

[GenuineRisk]

Originally Posted by randallscott35

I give credit to women for the whole waxing thing....Had a girlfriend once who put a tiny bit of wax on my back and the pain of her trying to pull that off left me scarred for life.

I wax my legs because I'm lazy. And I just don't think it hurts all that much.

I personally think men could stand to do more grooming in their own bikini area. Not only does Sherwood Forest look better when the trees are trimmed a bit, it makes it less stinky. Which makes it more pleasant to be down there, if you get my drift.

[randallscott35]

Originally Posted by GenuineRisk

I wax my legs because I'm lazy. And I just don't think it hurts all that much.

I personally think men could stand to do more grooming in their own bikini area. Not only does Sherwood Forest look better when the trees are trimmed a bit, it makes it less stinky. Which makes it more pleasant to be down there, if you get my drift.

Jesus Christ Nicole! You are too much.

[GenuineRisk]

Originally Posted by randallscott35

Jesus Christ Nicole! You are too much.

Hey, all I'm saying is, if it's that important to men they can make the, ahem, job, easier. Consider it a public service announcement.

I remember shopping with a boyfriend many years ago and he pointed out a small carving of a man in a meditative position- cross legged, with his head lowered onto his lap (it's a fairly common carving at Eastern-flavored stores). My boyfriend commented to me, "It's a good thing most men actually aren't that flexible, or the human race would die out."

Morty, thanks for the invite, but some things are reserved for the ball and chain only.

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by GenuineRisk

Hey, all I'm saying is, if it's that important to men they can make the, ahem, job, easier. Consider it a public service announcement.

I remember shopping with a boyfriend many years ago and he pointed out a small carving of a man in a meditative position- cross legged, with his head lowered onto his lap (it's a fairly common carving at Eastern-flavored stores). My boyfriend commented to me, "It's a good thing most men actually aren't that flexible, or the human race would die out."

Morty, thanks for the invite, but some things are reserved for the ball and chain only.

Something tells me we're going to have a great time next weekend. LOL

[GenuineRisk]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

Something tells me we're going to have a great time next weekend. LOL

As I said, we'll have to leave numerous obnoxious phone messages for Kev.

[Mortimer]

Morty, thanks for the invite, but some things are reserved for the ball and chain only.
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Oh no problem... but it wasn't an invite.

I just specialize in word play.




By the way( and it's great timing here)...I doubt you could handle the Sweet 16 anyhow.

All the best.

[Mortimer]

Morty, thanks for the invite, but some things are reserved for the ball and chain only.
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[Mortimer]

Yes..there's more for you all where that came from:




The S-16 military assault weapon is disguised in a forest....a forest covered by a man made levi canopy ......and one night the assault weapon detected the fragrance of ...


...Thebby.






And it was good.






The foilage russled violently as the weapon disguised as a GIANT SEQUOIA tree grew...very fast.........and pierced its way through the levi canopy...


...popopopopopop......



BOOM







BOOOOOOOIIIIIING!!!!!!!!







And Thebby broke out into joyous song:





Ah! sweet mys - te - ry of life, at last I've found thee;


Ah! At last I know the se - cret of it all;


All the long - ing, seek - ing, stri - ving, wait - ing, yearn - ing,


The i - dle hopes, the joys and burn - ing tears that fall!








And in the backdrop..as we fade from this scene.....


....a stifled horn plays out the last notes....





...and we are left to wonder why....

[Payson Dave]

all that for a quarter...wow

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Yes..there's more for you all where that came from:




The S-16 military assault weapon is disguised in a forest....a forest covered by a man made levi canopy ......and one night the assault weapon detected the fragrance of ...


...Thebby.






And it was good.






The foilage russled violently as the weapon disguised as a GIANT SEQUOIA tree grew...very fast.........and pierced its way through the levi canopy...


...popopopopopop......



BOOM







BOOOOOOOIIIIIING!!!!!!!!







And Thebby broke out into joyous song:





Ah! sweet mys - te - ry of life, at last I've found thee;


Ah! At last I know the se - cret of it all;


All the long - ing, seek - ing, stri - ving, wait - ing, yearn - ing,


The i - dle hopes, the joys and burn - ing tears that fall!








And in the backdrop..as we fade from this scene.....


....a stifled horn plays out the last notes....





...and we are left to wonder why....

young frankenstein...madeline kahn...she was an absolute treasure!! altho i liked her song from blazing saddles much more.

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Morty, thanks for the invite, but some things are reserved for the ball and chain only.
----------------------

Oh no problem... but it wasn't an invite.

I just specialize in word play.




By the way( and it's great timing here)...I doubt you could handle the Sweet 16 anyhow.

All the best.

pfft

another man who can't operate a tape measure. you don't count every little line as an inch there mort!!!

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by GenuineRisk

Hey, all I'm saying is, if it's that important to men they can make the, ahem, job, easier. Consider it a public service announcement.

I remember shopping with a boyfriend many years ago and he pointed out a small carving of a man in a meditative position- cross legged, with his head lowered onto his lap (it's a fairly common carving at Eastern-flavored stores). My boyfriend commented to me, "It's a good thing most men actually aren't that flexible, or the human race would die out."

Morty, thanks for the invite, but some things are reserved for the ball and chain only.

what's that joke again about why a dog licks his balls?? because he CAN!

[dr. fager]

Originally Posted by Danzig

what's that joke again about why a dog licks his balls?? because he CAN!

I had to get rid of my monkey...I was jealous

monkey.jpg

[Grits]

Originally Posted by GenuineRisk

I wax my legs because I'm lazy. And I just don't think it hurts all that much.

I personally think men could stand to do more grooming in their own bikini area. Not only does Sherwood Forest look better when the trees are trimmed a bit, it makes it less stinky. Which makes it more pleasant to be down there, if you get my drift.

note to myself

As Morte' would say . . . .


HOLY MOTHER OF GOD





thud! (and I may never get up on this one)

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Grits

note to myself

As Morte' would say . . . .


HOLY MOTHER OF GOD





thud! (and I may never get up on this one)

OOOOOOOOOO

[Grits]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

OOOOOOOOOO

note to myself:



Tell Morte', no, no,



wrong choice of wording on my part



I may fail to recover would be better



No slight intended, not to you, not to anyone.



Still, dumbfounded, I guess.

[Cajungator26]

Note to myself:

Refrain from typing what I really want to.

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

Note to myself:

Refrain from typing what I really want to.

you only live once, go for it!!

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by Danzig

you only live once, go for it!!

Be careful in what you ask for, Deb! I'm in rare form today! LOL

[Mortimer]

Those were ten pies awarded in recognition of a swell post.



They have no negative meaning what so ever.

However...I am a little disappointed Thebby is not contributing here.

Ah wonder how her garden grows?