Things To Remember : Today Gulf

[paisjpq]

note to myself: find a box of tissues to dry my eyes.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:




Oh my God.

Why do I come back here?




Anyhooo....can only say people generally bring bad things upon themselves.

It's not often an A#1 handicapper also happens to be a maestro in the arts....and picks a board venue to share himself.

Some boards are much more appreciative.

And some people on some boards are really bad actresses ( or actors).

[paisjpq]

note to myself: *sniffle* where are those tissues?
I don't think I'll come back here...morte' is mean

[Mortimer]

Note to myself.





I'm going to barf.





Believe me,self.....know if this were not an act I'd be hearing an EARFUL by now...


...from somebody.







( Sandra Locke.....your place in history is being seriously challenged.)

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:

Perhaps should considering staying here.

Can only hope witch...I mean nice girl Thebby will forgive.

[Grits]

Note to myself:

Say good morning to Morte', Dave, and Thebby --- Good morning y'all


tell them my John Deere and I mowed, and the lawn looked lovely


for 4 hours, then the thunderstorm from hell showed up.


Did I say hell? Yes, but I mean HAIL, as it was quarter size, an inch deep on


my freshly mowed grass. Now, tree limbs and pine cones are everywhere.


The whole place looks like a damn war zone.


Wasn't real good for Zo's automobile either.


Three hours shot. Still raining this a.m. Look at all this crap until weekend.


Remember to call "mow and blow" guys. Some things Grits doesn't do twice.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:


Say Good Morning to Fritz.


Ask how's it hangin'.




Consider skipping second thought.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:





I pray she does not do the one in which I describe Buffy's table manners.

That is my favorite.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:


She did.






Phooey.