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Old 03-26-2007, 11:08 AM
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Since I'm a naysayer......that article is hilarious. Nothing like a little hardnosed journalism. Every horse is " doing great! ".

I can't wait to compare it to some of the post race comments by connections. I can already hear them...." Lava Man just didn't ship well and was never comfortable with his surroundings. " " Dixie Meister shipped over great but seemed to get less and less relaxed each day. " By the way....Dixie Meister? What race is he running in? Didn't he finish a DISTANT fourth in the Cigar Mile?

It's a fun day of racing, and I'm looking forward to it, but that article, to me, reads like propaganda.
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Old 03-26-2007, 11:39 AM
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Since I'm a naysayer......that article is hilarious. Nothing like a little hardnosed journalism. Every horse is " doing great! ".

I can't wait to compare it to some of the post race comments by connections. I can already hear them...." Lava Man just didn't ship well and was never comfortable with his surroundings. " " Dixie Meister shipped over great but seemed to get less and less relaxed each day. " By the way....Dixie Meister? What race is he running in? Didn't he finish a DISTANT fourth in the Cigar Mile?

It's a fun day of racing, and I'm looking forward to it, but that article, to me, reads like propaganda.
But can any of them say their butt was too big like Kelly's Landing?
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Old 03-26-2007, 11:41 AM
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Does this starting gate make my ass look fat?
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Old 03-26-2007, 11:48 AM
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Does this starting gate make my ass look fat?
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Old 03-26-2007, 11:53 AM
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Since I'm a naysayer......that article is hilarious. Nothing like a little hardnosed journalism. Every horse is " doing great! ".

I can't wait to compare it to some of the post race comments by connections. I can already hear them...." Lava Man just didn't ship well and was never comfortable with his surroundings. " " Dixie Meister shipped over great but seemed to get less and less relaxed each day. " By the way....Dixie Meister? What race is he running in? Didn't he finish a DISTANT fourth in the Cigar Mile?

It's a fun day of racing, and I'm looking forward to it, but that article, to me, reads like propaganda.
You're quite right on that. It should not be taken as journalism, only like a press release. Everything looks great over there right now, and they're all working fine, and no one has ever looked any better, and it sunny, and on and on.
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Old 03-26-2007, 12:03 PM
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Since I'm a naysayer......that article is hilarious. Nothing like a little hardnosed journalism. Every horse is " doing great! ".

I can't wait to compare it to some of the post race comments by connections. I can already hear them...." Lava Man just didn't ship well and was never comfortable with his surroundings. " " Dixie Meister shipped over great but seemed to get less and less relaxed each day. " By the way....Dixie Meister? What race is he running in? Didn't he finish a DISTANT fourth in the Cigar Mile?

It's a fun day of racing, and I'm looking forward to it, but that article, to me, reads like propaganda.
Isnt that amazing??? But never fear after one of them runs up the track they will be telling everyone and anyone that they didnt take to the track, the trip, blah blah blah
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Old 03-26-2007, 12:11 PM
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Since I'm a naysayer......that article is hilarious. Nothing like a little hardnosed journalism. Every horse is " doing great! ".

I can't wait to compare it to some of the post race comments by connections. I can already hear them...." Lava Man just didn't ship well and was never comfortable with his surroundings. " " Dixie Meister shipped over great but seemed to get less and less relaxed each day. " By the way....Dixie Meister? What race is he running in? Didn't he finish a DISTANT fourth in the Cigar Mile?

It's a fun day of racing, and I'm looking forward to it, but that article, to me, reads like propaganda.
What do we expect them to say after the decision to ship and all the cost and hassles involved. Man this track is a pile o crap and my horse hates it? We made a horrible mistake lets leave now...
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Old 03-26-2007, 12:13 PM
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What do we expect them to say after the decision to ship and all the cost and hassles involved. Man this track is a pile o crap and my horse hates it? We made a horrible mistake lets leave now...
No, but to expect truthful and realistic quotes and comments isn't asking too much IMO.
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Old 03-26-2007, 12:15 PM
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Just How Friggen Big Is Kelly's Landing's Ass?
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Old 03-26-2007, 12:17 PM
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Just How Friggen Big Is Kelly's Landing's Ass?
LOL

He's going to get a complex!
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Old 03-26-2007, 12:23 PM
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Just How Friggen Big Is Kelly's Landing's Ass?
Lets just say that Sir Mix-a-Lot would be impressed.
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Old 03-26-2007, 01:29 PM
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What do we expect them to say after the decision to ship and all the cost and hassles involved. Man this track is a pile o crap and my horse hates it? We made a horrible mistake lets leave now...

I hear ya, but I just felt it was worth pointing out that to pay attention to any of that article is potential harmful to any horseplayer's " health ".

Frankly, like cigarettes and booze, it should come with a disclaimer.
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Old 03-26-2007, 01:39 PM
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What do we expect them to say after the decision to ship and all the cost and hassles involved. Man this track is a pile o crap and my horse hates it? We made a horrible mistake lets leave now...
my understanding is that most of them don't pay the travel cost etc...which is just more reason not to have anything bad to say about the track.
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Old 03-26-2007, 02:37 PM
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A special extension probably will be employed to help statuesque Kelly’s Landing feel more comfortable in the starting gate for Saturday’s US$2-million Dubai Golden Shaheen (Gr.1).

Exercise rider Gerry Carwood steered Kelly’s Landing into the gate while it was positioned on the backstretch of Nad al Sheba on Monday morning and declared that the huge gelding needs some more space.

“He was good in the gate, but it’s a little bit tight,” Carwood said. “The gate closes on his hock.”

Dubai officials have said the type of starting gate used at Nad al Sheba is a bit smaller than the typical gates used in the United States.

The extension will give Kelly’s Landing, a Churchill Downs track record setter, that bit of extra room that could help him relax and not feel so confined before the break. The bar-like piece of equipment attaches to the sides of the back doors on the starting stall to allow them to be more open for the hind end while still keeping the doors locked so the horse cannot back out before the start.
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Old 03-26-2007, 03:01 PM
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I do think the fact that Invasor looks much larger and more muscular to an assistant trainer who has not see the horse in a while is signficant. Discreet Cat beware, the best dirt horse in the world heads your way to claim a crown.
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Old 03-26-2007, 10:55 PM
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Poor Kellys Landing, he really is going to get a complex. Next thing ya know he will be the new Nutri System spokes"person"!!!!
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Old 03-27-2007, 05:53 AM
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Poor Kellys Landing, he really is going to get a complex. Next thing ya know he will be the new Nutri System spokes"person"!!!!

trimspa needs a new celeb for their ads...

i can't recall ever seeing an article about a horse being too big for a gate before!
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