Well Now

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Oh I was just kidding on the last one.




But you know,ma'am, I always get darted first....the instigater doesn't get darted until I ask for justice.


I feel I am being picked on.


I must insist Mr. Pee Garden bebooted from this site.


He is a very bad man.

Oh good lord. He calls me pee garden cause he knows I have to use a catheter.
And then he wants me beebooted. Does anyone know what it is liked to be beebooted while wearing a catheter...

[Mortimer]

Good evening.



I'm sorry I left abrupty on Friday evening,but had to catch a plane that night to tape a few future shows with Mr. Andrew What'shisname.....I was his special guest.


So anyhooo....I am just now back in and would like to ask Shor....I mean CajunGator what in the world she is talking about in that thread since closed .....I would think because I had left it.




And would be happy to chat a few minutes with anyone who appreciates my empathetic manner and good ,strong conversational skills.

[Mortimer]

Perhaps everyone is out celebrating that lopsided victory tonight enjoyed by THE Ohio State Mad Dog Fighting Buckeyes.


Those cheaters and lucky sons-a-guns have waxed the behinds of the poor Hoyas.





Maybe I'll check back later.

[Mortimer]

I guess not later enough.


If anyone does drop by I just hope they haven't been drinking whiskey.




And how about that Invasor...aye?

Discreet who???

[Mortimer]

What about about 43 Man Squamish?

Any 43 Man Squamish fans out there?







Movies!

Huge movie fan here.


HUGE.


Do ya like to critique?.....Discuss!?




I would still like to know what Shor...I mean CajunGator meant.

[Mortimer]

Anyone one up for word association?






Ya know......you say a word and I'll say the first thing that pops into my noodle.

[Mortimer]

Or.................



....conversely...I'll say a word and then you say the first thing that pops into your noodle!



Fair enough?







Whadaya say?