Jokes To Offend Everyone

[hi_im_god]

Surpised it went this long w/o a mention. I tried to download the southpark version yesterday but the file is too big so...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKGuh44_LBc

I think the presence of the baby is what makes this version so good.

[magic_idol]

Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.

[dellinger63]

What's the first thing an abused wife does when she returns from the shelter?

The dishes.....

[magic_idol]

>>>>> THE HORTH WHITHPERER
>>>>>
>>>>> Bob calls his buddy Sam, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a
>>>>> friend over to look at a horse.
>>>>> Sam asks "How will I recognize him?"
>>>>> That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment."
>>>>> So, the midget shows up, and Sam asks him if he's looking for a male
>>>>> or female horse.
>>>>> "A female horth."
>>>>> So he shows him a prized filly.
>>>>> "Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"?
>>>>> Sam picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.
>>>>> "Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"? So he picks the little fella up
>>>>> again, and shows him the horse's ears.
>>>>> "Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"?
>>>>> The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks
>>>>> him
>>>>> up again and shows him the horse's mouth.
>>>>> "Nice mouf, can I see her twat"?
>>>>> Totally mad at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and
>>>>> rams
>>>>> the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's twat, pulls him out
>>>>> and
>>>>> slams him on the ground.
>>>>> The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. "Perhapth I should
>>>>> rephrase
>>>>> that; Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit."
>>>>>
>

[brianwspencer]

Fine work Idol!

[GenuineRisk]

All right-- you said they were supposed to be offensive and Bababooyee already crossed this particular taboo earlier(props, B! Mad props!):

What's the worst part about having sex with a five-year-old?

Getting the blood out of the clown suit.