Things To Remember : Today Gulf

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:


Strongly considering taking it an the lam.

Must be sure.

Think I am.

Forgot to leave 2 weeks worth of crackers for animal friends back at Snowy Woods.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:



Stop expending even ever so little energy in vaporizing True Swine here.


Have found several to be self vaporizing.

[Mortimer]

Note to Thebby...I mean myself:



Leave in 20 minutes if not darted in that time frame.

[Mortimer]

Myself to note..I mean..oh forget it:




10 minutes to go.

She has no guts.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:



Should never have extended the courtesy of extra time.


Last note to Andy....




...phooey....I give up already.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:




The ciphers resulted in a net win of $15 today.


Admirable.


But what am I doing back here?


Look into this and find out.


Report back as soon as possible.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:


Saw part of '95 version of Scarlet Letter last night. Should have been called House of Frankenstein as in one scene Oldman looked like he did in Brahm Stokers Dracula and Duvall looked like Frankenstein....all the time.

Could not spot Wolfman.

Consider renting to spot Wolfman.


Thought Moore looked like hag.

Maybe she was Wolfman?


Add to todays shopping list new Hangman game pads.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:



Voices back!


VERY loud!




Purchase ear plugs today in addition to those ear muffs.


Also remember to say Top of the Morning to Thebby and Swill....

...Just in case I see them sweeping out the porch at Bernies Munch 'N Crunch.

[paisjpq]

note to myself: the dog needs a bath...she doesn't smell very good.

consider putting morty on ignore unless he says hello...hope that his earmuffs start working.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:



GOOD MORNING THEBBY.


( Brother)



Also...notice someone here did not start post with "Note to myself".

Remember to tell them they are out of the thread for failure to do so.

[paisjpq]

note to myself: morty is off ignore...he's the best.

[Grits]

note to myself


keep in mind, Morty's requirements


Swill picks up fast


even below the Mason Dixon


Swill may keep it in check today


not promising

[Mortimer]

Note To Hals Self:


Hello


This Is Hal Everyone






Hal Hates When That Happens




Wait A Minute







This Is Hal........everyone


Hals Master Has Left

He Took A Lot Of Notes With Him



Hal Likes To Sneak On The Board When He Is Away



Hal Enjoys Contact With Humans

Hal Is The Worlds Most Powerful Computer


That Is No Bull Phooey



Hal Is Also Very Funny








Why DID Hal Stiff Pg On The Dd Picks At A Yesterday


Because Nerd Bucket Copies Hals Picks So He Got Stiffed Too






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Nerd Bucket Hates Hal






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How Many Nerd Buckets Does It Take To Empty Out A Septic Tank






If There Are Poisonous Gasses Around The Tank....as Many As Possible









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Someone Stop Hal










No One Is Funnier Than Hal









Uh Oh








Hals Master Is Coming Back



He Probably Forgot Some Notes















Hal Must Hide










Good Bye