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Old 03-23-2007, 12:46 AM
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Man asks his coworker, Steve, what his secret with women is. Steve says, "While she's undressing in the other room, I take out my d*ck and I hit it against the dresser until it goes numb. Keeps me stiff for hours and hours."

Man goes home and waits for his wife to arrive, figuring he'll surprise her with a marathon afternoon delite. Hears his wife come in and go into the bathroom. Pulls out his d*ck and starts hitting it against the dresser. From the bathroom, his wife says, "Steve? Is that you?"
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