Well Now

[Mortimer]

Swill!

Will you kindly stop sending this thread out of first place?


There is an extremely important matter here needing resolution......if you don't mind.

[Mortimer]

Well Thebby.

I see you have chosen to remain mute....and that is very disappointing.





You have failed me.







You must be punished.







Wouldn't you like to know how?








I will tell you.

I now have here in my fine home the bodies of your great buddies......ANDY and Stevie-poo.



Oh don't worry...they're still alive. I have firmly bound and gagged them in two chairs.I am not a cruel man.

But there's more.


I also have gained access to all of their cash accounts...as well as their betting accounts.




Oddly enough....I have gained access to the betting accounts of PJ Man,Can'tdallSnot and Tex.




Now let me string this together for you.

If I don't get that name then tomorrow these two go in front of my sat.tv...I will tune in the races at Big A and GULFSTREAM...I will prop their eyelids open with toothpicks and they will watch as I bet all of their money on the picks of PJ Man,Can'tdallSnot and Tex.









MMMMMPH!!!.........GARBLE-STIFLE.....MNNNNNNNOOOOOAAAAA!!!!









Do you hear them shrieking Thebby?






Until tomorrows races begin... I will be sticking pins in their bodies and making them watch John Wayne movies.




So the choice is yours.You may end their suffering by vomitting up the name of that swine who darted my most excellent work......or you can make these two suffer.



It's really all in your hands Thebby.
















Don't be a fool.

[Bystander]

Oh my GOD.
This is what happens when you get a little attention?
You'll make them watch while you bet GF?
(Where the heck is GF?)
You're a mean one.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Bystander

Oh my GOD.
This is what happens when you get a little attention?
You'll make them watch while you bet GF?
(Where the heck is GF?)
You're a mean one.

I meant GulfStream...so I messed it up....big deal.


And I SAID the bets will be that of the 3 Doritos....not mine.










WHODOYOUWORKFOR!!?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Bystander

Oh my GOD.
This is what happens when you get a little attention?
You'll make them watch while you bet GF?
(Where the heck is GF?)
You're a mean one.

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?

[Bystander]

Yes.
I work for... Andy.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Bystander

Yes.
I work for... Andy.

Good.






Would you like me to give him a message from you?





He's feeling a little uncomfortable right now because I am recitng DRAINOS' old posts to him from the DRF archives.

[Bystander]

Nah, let him suffer.

[paisjpq]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

I now have here in my fine home the bodies of your great buddies......ANDY and Stevie-poo.



Oh don't worry...they're still alive. I have firmly bound and gagged them in two chairs.I am not a cruel man.

But there's more.



MMMMMPH!!!.........GARBLE-STIFLE.....MNNNNNNNOOOOOAAAAA!!!!




Do you hear them shrieking Thebby?

Until tomorrows races begin... I will be sticking pins in their bodies and making them watch John Wayne movies.


So the choice is yours.You may end their suffering by vomitting up the name of that swine who darted my most excellent work......or you can make these two suffer.



It's really all in your hands Thebby.


Don't be a fool.

sounds fantastic...can i come over and watch?

[paisjpq]

it's always andy's fault.

I am just me...who are you?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

it's always andy's fault.

I am just me...who are you?

Oh do your mocking first and then I'll answer....go ahead....do it all.

[blackthroatedwind]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Oh do your mocking first and then I'll answer....go ahead....do it all.

Don't you think it's time you stopped this nonsense and came clear as to what you did with DrugS?

[Mortimer]

I'm off to munch...but will answer.





I sent him a false invitation to Aunty Cooby's house for dinner.

Zodiac wasn't this good.