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Old 03-21-2007, 07:38 PM
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Thebby;



I caught Andrew and gave him a severe lashing for pulling a stunt like that without my knowledge. I certainly would have allowed him to be me if he'd only have asked.

Please ignore his childish actions.



But,Thebby-poo, I come with not all good news.





I must leave this place as I have found it to be very disconcerting to say the least.It's a strange brew...leave it at that.




I shall miss you in a woeful way and can ony hope you will receive an approved invitation for youknowwhere.....I think you do.





Thank you so very much for your comely way and entirely too kind attitude.



If you would like to marry me......


..why that would be swell.






All the best,
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Old 03-21-2007, 07:44 PM
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Being ANDY doesn't become you at all.
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Old 03-21-2007, 08:34 PM
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Being ANDY doesn't become you at all.
( I know.


I felt dirty)
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Old 03-21-2007, 07:47 PM
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Thebby;

I caught Andrew and gave him a severe lashing for pulling a stunt like that without my knowledge. I certainly would have allowed him to be me if he'd only have asked.

Please ignore his childish actions.

But,Thebby-poo, I come with not all good news.

I must leave this place as I have found it to be very disconcerting to say the least.It's a strange brew...leave it at that.

I shall miss you in a woeful way and can ony hope you will receive an approved invitation for youknowwhere.....I think you do.


Thank you so very much for your comely way and entirely too kind attitude.


If you would like to marry me......

..why that would be swell.



All the best,
Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy
Wait don't go......


marry me morty
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Old 03-21-2007, 07:51 PM
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Wait don't go......


marry me morty
LOL Beth!!!
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Old 03-21-2007, 08:35 PM
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Wait don't go......


marry me morty

OK





























thud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 03-21-2007, 08:42 PM
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I was at the movies........








Irene Jacob was there.....







She's one of my favorites.....






She came all the way from Paris......







Probably not just to see me.....






Don't worry Beth......









Morty is ALWAYS leaving.
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Old 03-21-2007, 08:59 PM
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Well while you were being me.......







I was being you...


...at the movies.....










With Irene....








I like her,too....











And I know she came from Paris...











And I now KNOW it wasn't just to see you...








I've had better times....












Don't worry Thebby......













Irene couldn't STAND Andy.
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Old 03-21-2007, 09:05 PM
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Actually one of my favorite filmmakers was also there....






And, he hails from your neck of the woods, Akron....






And, your favorite actress was in one of his movies.




Get to work.
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Old 03-21-2007, 09:08 PM
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gents, no need to fight for me... there is enough spite and malice for all.

Morty...I sense perhaps you were asking out of haste so i will let you off the hoo k with the whole mm..mm..marraige thing.....
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Old 03-21-2007, 09:20 PM
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Actually one of my favorite filmmakers was also there....






And, he hails from your neck of the woods, Akron....






And, your favorite actress was in one of his movies.




Get to work.








Sounds like I get around pretty well.....







I think.....







This is really exciting news......








I just wish I could remember if I was you for that one or not....
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Old 03-21-2007, 09:06 PM
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Irene couldn't STAND Andy.


Very true.....




She is, however, infatuated with you....






I gave her your number
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Old 03-21-2007, 09:16 PM
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Very true.....

She is, however, infatuated with you....



I gave her your number
nothing new there I am sure, for the detective
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Old 03-21-2007, 09:22 PM
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Very true.....




She is, however, infatuated with you....






I gave her your number










How much do I owe you?.....








I mean how can I thank you.....











RINGY-DINGY...










Sounds like Irene works fast.
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