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Old 03-21-2007, 07:10 PM
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Oh ANDY's getting nuttier everyday Beth. Can't disagree with you there.

Honestly...it's the drilling more than anything.




What was your weight and height again?




ANDY
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Old 03-21-2007, 07:13 PM
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Bethy...will you mail ol' ANDY a photo of you?




I don't want to be without one.
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Old 03-21-2007, 07:24 PM
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was kinda sorta fond of the face paint pic myself...
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Old 03-21-2007, 07:38 PM
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Thebby;



I caught Andrew and gave him a severe lashing for pulling a stunt like that without my knowledge. I certainly would have allowed him to be me if he'd only have asked.

Please ignore his childish actions.



But,Thebby-poo, I come with not all good news.





I must leave this place as I have found it to be very disconcerting to say the least.It's a strange brew...leave it at that.




I shall miss you in a woeful way and can ony hope you will receive an approved invitation for youknowwhere.....I think you do.





Thank you so very much for your comely way and entirely too kind attitude.



If you would like to marry me......


..why that would be swell.






All the best,
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Old 03-21-2007, 07:44 PM
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Being ANDY doesn't become you at all.
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Old 03-21-2007, 08:34 PM
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Being ANDY doesn't become you at all.
( I know.


I felt dirty)
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Old 03-21-2007, 07:47 PM
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Thebby;

I caught Andrew and gave him a severe lashing for pulling a stunt like that without my knowledge. I certainly would have allowed him to be me if he'd only have asked.

Please ignore his childish actions.

But,Thebby-poo, I come with not all good news.

I must leave this place as I have found it to be very disconcerting to say the least.It's a strange brew...leave it at that.

I shall miss you in a woeful way and can ony hope you will receive an approved invitation for youknowwhere.....I think you do.


Thank you so very much for your comely way and entirely too kind attitude.


If you would like to marry me......

..why that would be swell.



All the best,
Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy
Wait don't go......


marry me morty
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Old 03-21-2007, 07:51 PM
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Wait don't go......


marry me morty
LOL Beth!!!
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Old 03-21-2007, 08:35 PM
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Wait don't go......


marry me morty

OK





























thud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 03-21-2007, 08:42 PM
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I was at the movies........








Irene Jacob was there.....







She's one of my favorites.....






She came all the way from Paris......







Probably not just to see me.....






Don't worry Beth......









Morty is ALWAYS leaving.
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