Well Now

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind

Carla is already jealous enough......








.....you know what can happen next.

I KNOW!



Do you think if I promise to leave here and never return she would buy it?


She would if you backed me on it...ya know.....like you could say I am being very sincere and honest and all.





She believes anything you say.

[blackthroatedwind]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

She believes anything you say.

Not sure about that.....




But I know she doesn't believe anything YOU say.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind

Not sure about that.....




But I know she doesn't believe anything YOU say.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!








Oh screw it.

I'll find my own way out of this mess.

I always do.

[Bystander]

You're both doomed to face the wrath of my jealousy.
I know things about each of you.
And I'm willing to barter said information for a better standing here.

[paisjpq]

Originally Posted by Bystander

You're both doomed to face the wrath of my jealousy.
I know things about each of you.
And I'm willing to barter said information for a better standing here.

now that sounds like something I can get behind.

[Bystander]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

now that sounds like something I can get behind.

I figured, but I didn't want to implicate you until I knew you were "on board..."

[paisjpq]

Originally Posted by Bystander

I figured, but I didn't want to implicate you until I knew you were "on board..."

well of course I am always up for holding reputations for ransom.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Bystander

You're both doomed to face the wrath of my jealousy.
I know things about each of you.
And I'm willing to barter said information for a better standing here.

I have plenty of money!!!


How much has the floozy offered you?




I'll double it.

[Antitrust32]

hi

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

hi

Oh shut your big mouth and loose that ridiculous smiley face.

[paisjpq]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

I have plenty of money!!!


How much has the floozy offered you?




I'll double it.

who you callin Floozy?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

who you callin Floozy?

I don't really know.





Andy?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by turdbucket67

you
sound
like
a
idiot!!!!!!!!!
you
need
a
women
for
godsake!!!!!!!!!!





get off

the

computer

and
find
one!!!!!

He names himself "TurdBucket"....





...and then goes to the far ends of the Earth to disparage .....me??












That is your basic disconnect right there....I'll telll ya that.

[Bystander]

Originally Posted by turdbucket67

you





sound














like











a











idiot!!!!!!!!!




















you











need















a

















women














for













godsake!!!!!!!!!!
























get off





















the











computer

















and













































































find
































one!!!!!

He has plenty of women. Ever heard of an internet lothario?
Morte is one.
AND he keeps attack raccoons in his dirt basement.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Bystander

He has plenty of women. Ever heard of an internet lothario?
Morte is one.
AND he keeps attack raccoons in his dirt basement.

ooo tell 'im 'Arla!!

[blackthroatedwind]

Originally Posted by Bystander

You're both doomed to face the wrath of my jealousy.
I know things about each of you.
And I'm willing to barter said information for a better standing here.

Honestly, what can you possibly reveal about Morty?

[Bystander]

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind

Honestly, what can you possibly reveal about Morty?

How about that he looks just like the dead guy in Weekend at Bernie's?

I know, I did have to think about that for a while.

[paisjpq]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

!!!!!!!!!!!!!








Oh screw it.

I'll find my own way out of this mess.

I always do.

found your own way into it didn't you?