Getting A Colonoscopy Tomorrow

[randallscott35]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

it's really too bad that you are not having it on saturday...then you could call in to 'derby trail live' and give us a full play by play...come to think of it...you could anyway!

I really should call in about it....I mean, its just DT ers there anyway....We'll see how it goes. I am more fearful of tonight and the IV(not HIV paisq--lol---inside joke) they put in. I'm such a baby with that stuff.

[packerbacker7964]

Just remember if the doctor has both hands on your shoulders it's not his hand up your arse it's something else.

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by packerbacker7964

Just remember if the doctor has both hands on your shoulders it's not his hand up your arse it's something else.

lol!!!!

guy i work with said the last thing he remembered before passing out was the nurse standing there with apron on, hose in hand. i cracked up when he told me that, i asked if she had a big scrub brush in the other hand? tale of sweeney todd redux or something!!

i was more bothered about the co-pay than anything!!! you'll be fine rand.

[randallscott35]

Originally Posted by Danzig188

lol!!!!

guy i work with said the last thing he remembered before passing out was the nurse standing there with apron on, hose in hand. i cracked up when he told me that, i asked if she had a big scrub brush in the other hand? tale of sweeney todd redux or something!!

i was more bothered about the co-pay than anything!!! you'll be fine rand.

Thank you for the kind words. I am a trooper.

-What's the word, doc?

"You're ok. Just try and cut back on the cornholing."

[2MinsToPost]

if ya wanna clean out yur system pop in a rub of copenhagen

best of luck and wishes, hope all goes well

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by randallscott35

Thank you for the kind words. I am a trooper.

well, good luck. should have put that in there above....hope everything comes out ok.


no pun intended of course....

[Danzig]

it's a long story why i had one....i'll sum up! lol

i got typhoid years ago-yep, that's right-typhoid. made the medical journal-first case in the u.s. in fifty years or so the doc said.

anyway, we thought i had appendicitis-all the pain was concentrated in that area, next day had surgery, appendix was just fine. a bit of exploring, internal bleeding yada yada--did a biopsy, typhoid! private room baby, yeah! lol
anyway, all those years ago when he was poking around, he said he found a polyp--so doc recommended i get a scope every ten years. hehe--that was about 25 years ago- i was 13 or 14. so about four years ago i finally had one. clean bill of health, thank goodness.

seriously randall, good luck. and yeah, iv's are the worst. and that time i was in there, they took the iv out--and then came back in and said they weren't supposed to take it out yet, and had to PUT IT BACK IN!! curses.