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Old 02-19-2007, 07:22 PM
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A day in the life of magic

Phone rings Hot Tip from a Trainer.Gab keys & wallet check wallet hmmmm not enough cash go find stash turn house up side down looking for money stash as cant remember where i hid the stash as place changes daily Finally find stash hidden in phone book but now lost wallet find wallet run to car.
Radio says 6 mins till start of race cant go to local pub has ugly bar maids
Have to make dash over bridge to pub where barmaid smiled at me once ( well i think it was a smile might have been gas ) get caught behind slow old people who are doing a sunday drive on a monday, Scream at old people to get outta way as life depends on me putting this bet on,get to pub 2 mins to spare put my thongs on spare shirt in car incase i get thrown out for wearing a singlet ( dont laugh it has happened ) bareley make it in time & put my $10 bucks for the win.Watch race & scream at big screen in a high tone urging my horse to win which makes a dash & then blows out & finishes second last .Smile, tear up ticket into little pieces so no one knows & head home to Stash my money in my Stash hiding place again .
you had me going until that happened.
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Old 02-19-2007, 07:23 PM
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i sure hope that is thongs as in sandals, not thong as in undies.
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Old 02-19-2007, 07:24 PM
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you had me going until that happened.

Flips Flops Bruce...thats what they call them across the pond.
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Old 02-19-2007, 07:35 PM
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Flips Flops Bruce...thats what they call them across the pond.
oh, we wear those with socks here. A singlet?
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Old 02-19-2007, 07:38 PM
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oh, we wear those with socks here. A singlet?

My God, Bruce....PLEASE tell me you dont...
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Old 02-19-2007, 08:05 PM
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My God, Bruce....PLEASE tell me you dont...
I do too, so there.
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Old 02-19-2007, 08:14 PM
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Heres the Real one

Two rules for a aussie singlet
A : must be Black
B : Must be Bonds

Thongs are Jandles, Flip Flops not these nice comfortable male undies i found while surfin the net
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Old 02-19-2007, 08:16 PM
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Heres the Real one

Two rules for a aussie singlet
A : must be Black
B : Must be Bonds

Thongs are Jandles, Flip Flops not these nice comfortable male undies i found while surfin the net


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Old 02-19-2007, 08:17 PM
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Heres the Real one

Two rules for a aussie singlet
A : must be Black
B : Must be Bonds

Thongs are Jandles, Flip Flops not these nice comfortable male undies i found while surfin the net
Hell yeah... this is the kind of post I needed to click on.
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Old 02-19-2007, 07:43 PM
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oh, we wear those with socks here. A singlet?
Singlet :- Black without sleves under shirt garment worn by aussies who dont like shirts
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Old 02-19-2007, 07:54 PM
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Singlet :- Black without sleves under shirt garment worn by aussies who dont like shirts

sounds like what we call a "wife beater"
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Old 02-19-2007, 08:04 PM
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sounds like what we call a "wife beater"
HeHeHe
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Old 02-19-2007, 07:25 PM
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All true happened yesterday the horse was ask a lady in the 5th at swan hill :-)
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