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[whorstman]

Originally Posted by oracle80

LOL!!!!!!!! Thast ******* hysterical. Worst thing I ever did to friend was pretty bad, not as bad as that but pretty bad. We were in college and he was dating a greek chick who had an old fashioned Greek family. Wanted her with a nice Greek boy. And he sure wasn't!!! So its the end of the semester and her Dad is coming up to help her pack out her belongings and take her home. She was a great girl. Well anyway this poor bastard has to meet him for the first time and hes a nervous wreck. We go out drinking the night before and we are hammered and he asks me what to say to the guy because I grew up with a whole bunch of Greeks. I said, "look, when you meet the guy show total respect, just shake his hand and say HI Malaka!!!"
He asks me what that means, and I tell him its a term of respect among the Greeks. So the guy is all goofy and drunk and smiling and thinking hes gonna look real cool speaking the guys lingo. I'm gonna tell him I was only kidding but I started hitting on some drunken trash sorority girl and never see him before we leave the bar.
I wake up the next day real hungover with the sorority chick in my bed and a furious banging on the door accompanied with various promises to kill me and rip my balls off. I wonder what the hell is going on until I realize its my friend that I told to greet the Father and after a few hungover seconds realize Oh ****. I pretended I wasn't there. LOL!!! Turns out he said what I told him to say and the guy flipped out and the girl was crying and hitting him. Pretty bad, LOL!!!! It worked out ok in the end, after the guy forbade his daughter to ever talk to him again, my friend told the girlfriend what happened and she told the old man and he eventually laughed like hell.

You mean I read that whole thing and you didn't say what the word meant, so I googled. So, he was calling the guy a jerk off pretty much? That's classic.

Originally Posted by whorstman

You mean I read that whole thing and you didn't say what the word meant, so I googled. So, he was calling the guy a jerk off pretty much? That's classic.

LOL!! It doesnt have an exact translation, it can cover a lot of things, it would be the equivalent of calling someone here a ****sucker or a mother******. Same type of horrible implication.

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My first job out of College, I worked at a trading desk for a bank, this Greek guy I sat next to would call his relatives and talk Greek to them, he was yelling Malaka every other word, finally I asked him what it meant and he told me, I couldn't believe he was yelling that at his relatives. It was really a strange place, him yelling Malaka at his relatives, and then my boss was from Brooklyn had terets and he just found out his wife was cheating on him after they adopted a baby from Russia, felt real bad for him. I can't believe I actually lasted a year there....