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02-02-2007, 05:46 PM
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Wait a minute... is one of us supposed to be a WOODCHUCK in this scenario?
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02-02-2007, 05:57 PM
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Not you GR...just trying to write a story from all the different stuff coming at this thread.
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02-02-2007, 06:13 PM
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02-02-2007, 08:05 PM
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i guess cajun will be the damsel in distress--hey, you gonna pose for the cover with half a dress on?? swooning?? man, i hate those books. shame they cut down perfectly good trees to print that crap. lady at work reads that stuff--i just refer to it as porn. 'what porn you reading today michelle?' lol i'm lying, i try not to ask her questions-then she replies, and i stand there trying not to  ..country comes to town
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02-03-2007, 10:32 AM
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The final chapter.....
So, the car rolls up to Madison Square Garden. Moonshine, the dazed and confused little woodchuck, is hustled to the locker room to await his "bout". He thinks to himself, "This is just too surreal. I really don't want to hurt anyone." He's fitted with some strange looking shorts and a cape that makes him look like a fruit bat. The time comes when he's escorted to the ring to face his opponent. He ducks under the ropes and enters the ring. He waves his small golden boxing gloves in the air, does a quick dance on the canvas. Then, his adversary enters the ring. He blinks his eyes several times as they must be creating a hallucination. Reality sets in. It's a very big, very angry polar bear!!! P Bear is very upset that his ice world is melting. Every other word out of P Bear's mouth is bad (soap worthy). Poor little Moonshine didn't cause all the "global warming". Now he has to PAY!! The bell rings. It rings again. It rings yet another time. Gosh darn it!!!! He stands up and looks around. He doesn't see his shadow. So, back under the blankets he goes. It must have been a bad dream after all. He hits the snooze button that's set for six weeks. Better dreams ahead for the woodchuck. Good that "groundhog's day" is finally over...or was it night?
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02-04-2007, 01:07 AM
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I have to say after reading this whole thread, I have absolutely zero idea about what it is about. I'm not sure what urge kept pushing me to read more and more, yet strangely, i was sad to see it stop. Wow, dts hook me up with what your drinking.
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02-04-2007, 08:24 AM
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Truth be told, I had not a drop to drink, nor any other mind altering substance. I got some ideas from all the divergent stuff going on in the thread and tried to turn it into something having to do with a groundhog. DTS
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02-04-2007, 08:48 AM
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lol at least it was entertaining. should have been named 'potpourri' since it contained a bit of many things. we did go off on several tangents.
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