Names!!!!!

[ArlJim78]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Very clever!

Here..... incase a few of you don't believe this is really a name, I'll cut and paste info...


Lifetime Graphical Wins Entries European Pedigree Edited Pedigree Catalogue Crib

BIG TITS (FR) 6-y-o (1 Jan 2000) b m Current Owner: S Lellouche
Lost World(IRE) (7.9f) - Abigaila(FR) (River River (FR )(12.0f)) Current Trainer: E Lellouche
Breeder: Elie & Sylvain Lellouche
RACE TYPE STARTS WINS 2nds 3rds WIN PRIZE TOTAL PRIZE
Lifetime flat turf 6 0 0 0 £0 £0
Lifetime jumps 0 0 0 0 £0 £0
Lifetime A-w 0 0 0 0 £0 £0

RACE VIDEO DATE RACE CONDITIONS WGT RACE OUTCOME JOCKEY OR TS RPR
07Nov03 Msn 13H 3y,6K 8-8 8/14 10L, Karly Baby 8-5 — — —
10Oct03 Sai 12Sft 3y,5K 9-1 0/17 9L, Action Girl 9-5 — — —
30Sep03 Sai 15Gd 3y,6K 9-1 10/15 22L, Marche Clair 8-11 b — — —
12Aug03 Dea 10GS 3y,5K 8-10 11/12 16L, Anadiyla 8-10 b — — —
27Jul03 Msn 11VSft 3y,7K 8-8 6/7 13½L, I Will Survive 8-3 — — —
24Jun03 Lon 11Gd 3y,5K 9-0 0/12 12L, Sea Blue 9-0 — — —

I can imagine the race caller " and as they come down to the wire it's BIG TITS by a......?"

[Suffolk Shippers]

I dont know but I love the name of a three year old this year YOUR TENT OR MINE. How great a name that is...goes a little something like this:

Suffolk Shippers: hey girl!! nice shoes, wanna bang?
Hot Girl: absolutely how could I pass you up?
Suffolk Shippers: well, Your Tent or Mine, baby?

[whorstman]

Never dawned on me about the potential meaning of Rockhardten. Awesome. But one of the best I heard on another thread a while back was....

Butterface

Can't tell you how many times I used that line nor do I care to discuss the several that fit the bill.

[ForestofWonders]

Originally Posted by whorstman

Never dawned on me about the potential meaning of Rockhardten. Awesome. But one of the best I heard on another thread a while back was....

Butterface

Can't tell you how many times I used that line nor do I care to discuss the several that fit the bill.

If I had a Rockhardten colt, I would name him Kickstand

[whorstman]

Originally Posted by ForestofWonders

If I had a Rockhardten colt, I would name him Kickstand

If I had a rockhardten, I would tell everyone to call me Kickstand.

[ForestofWonders]

Originally Posted by whorstman

If I had a rockhardten, I would tell everyone to call me Kickstand.

Or Puptent?

[ArlJim78]

Originally Posted by Suffolk Shippers

I dont know but I love the name of a three year old this year YOUR TENT OR MINE. How great a name that is...goes a little something like this:

Suffolk Shippers: hey girl!! nice shoes, wanna bang?
Hot Girl: absolutely how could I pass you up?
Suffolk Shippers: well, Your Tent or Mine, baby?

I guess anything is posible SS.......in your dreams!!!lol

Originally Posted by Suffolk Shippers

I dont know but I love the name of a three year old this year YOUR TENT OR MINE. How great a name that is...goes a little something like this:

Suffolk Shippers: hey girl!! nice shoes, wanna bang?
Hot Girl: absolutely how could I pass you up?
Suffolk Shippers: well, Your Tent or Mine, baby?

Wow dude i am pretty sure we are twins separated at birth. Because i actually used that line at Del Mar in 04. Did it work? i know you are asking yourself.

Well a gentleman never kisses and tells but yes it did. Of course it did. All you have to do is give a chick one compliment on her shoes and she is yours by nightfall assuming you play your cards right which obviously you know how to do.

[whorstman]

Originally Posted by flowing tail

Wow dude i am pretty sure we are twins separated at birth. Because i actually used that line at Del Mar in 04. Did it work? i know you are asking yourself.

Well a gentleman never kisses and tells but yes it did. Of course it did. All you have to do is give a chick one compliment on her shoes and she is yours by nightfall assuming you play your cards right which obviously you know how to do.

Fat doses of Tequllia shots do alright too

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by flowing tail

Wow dude i am pretty sure we are twins separated at birth. Because i actually used that line at Del Mar in 04. Did it work? i know you are asking yourself.

Well a gentleman never kisses and tells but yes it did. Of course it did. All you have to do is give a chick one compliment on her shoes and she is yours by nightfall assuming you play your cards right which obviously you know how to do.

Oh Flowing T..... what can I say?

[my miss storm cat]

Two that aren't favorites but that always make me smile..... those glorious geldings Nigel No Mates and Dual Jewels.

Sunny Sing (another gelding) was originally called Sacred Nuts. Hmmm.....

[Lastkidpickedingymclass]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Sunny Sing (another gelding) was originally called Sacred Nuts. Hmmm.....

You're kidding !

That was my high school nickname.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Lastkidpickedingymclass

You're kidding !

That was my high school nickname.

Which one..... Sunny Sing?

[Suffolk Shippers]

Originally Posted by flowing tail

Wow dude i am pretty sure we are twins separated at birth. Because i actually used that line at Del Mar in 04. Did it work? i know you are asking yourself.

Well a gentleman never kisses and tells but yes it did. Of course it did. All you have to do is give a chick one compliment on her shoes and she is yours by nightfall assuming you play your cards right which obviously you know how to do.

Anytime your venture to the East Coast, you let me know, and we will go out and wreak havoc on the female species.

Originally Posted by Suffolk Shippers

Anytime your venture to the East Coast, you let me know, and we will go out and wreak havoc on the female species.

Will do man, will do.

I don't think the eastern seaboard will ever be the same once our axis of powers takes over, all of the classy ladies will be unable to resist it

Originally Posted by Suffolk Shippers

I dont know but I love the name of a three year old this year YOUR TENT OR MINE. How great a name that is...goes a little something like this:

Suffolk Shippers: hey girl!! nice shoes, wanna bang?
Hot Girl: absolutely how could I pass you up?
Suffolk Shippers: well, Your Tent or Mine, baby?

OMG when i first met my hubby THAT WAS HIS LINE! of course, he wasn't really talking about tents but rather in our trailer park some people have pop up campers (which are soooo nice for NASCAR events, by the way!)

P.S. we ended up in his "tent" so the line works

Originally Posted by resplendentdapples

OMG when i first met my hubby THAT WAS HIS LINE! of course, he wasn't really talking about tents but rather in our trailer park some people have pop up campers (which are soooo nice for NASCAR events, by the way!)

P.S. we ended up in his "tent" so the line works

Hey baby if you were mine i'd never take you to any tent. Strictly the Marriott or Red Roof Inn for me. Sometimes Motel 6 is better then you would think. Forget the nascar and turn the tv off, you will need your full attention and i won't be yelling "washer fluid" of that you can be sure.

[paisjpq]

I remember seeing a mare named 'Bodacious TaTas' in a sales catalog once...guess that's the US version of 'big tits'

[Suffolk Shippers]

Originally Posted by flowing tail

Hey baby if you were mine i'd never take you to any tent. Strictly the Marriott or Red Roof Inn for me. Sometimes Motel 6 is better then you would think. Forget the nascar and turn the tv off, you will need your full attention and i won't be yelling "washer fluid" of that you can be sure.

A few years ago I went down with some friends to Baltimore to see the Red Sox, and we stayed over night at a Motel 6 in Brunswick, NJ...Classy. Ended up hooking up with a friend that came along that I had wanted for years, but never got the chance with. She claims the bed was great when she was planted face down on the mattress...

I can just say, I slept well

Originally Posted by Suffolk Shippers

A few years ago I went down with some friends to Baltimore to see the Red Sox, and we stayed over night at a Motel 6 in Brunswick, NJ...Classy. Ended up hooking up with a friend that came along that I had wanted for years, but never got the chance with. She claims the bed was great when she was planted face down on the mattress...

I can just say, I slept well

Dude you like the red sox LOL they are my favorite team, i was born in Boston. Isn't it crazy how much me and you have in common? That story is awesome man, you totally showed her. Nothing like nailing your friend who told you it would never happen. Guess you got the last laugh there but at least you showed her the time of her life in the process. Way to go we will have to exchange stories some time b/c i have a couple of doozies but i don't think they are appropriate for the board.