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Old 06-20-2006, 08:26 PM
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I think fellow poster LDog came up with a pretty good name for one of his runner: Hall Lass .. somehow the jockey club didn't realize the hall ass similarity!!!


As for other names, I thought Vindication was pretty slick.
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Old 06-20-2006, 08:31 PM
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I think fellow poster LDog came up with a pretty good name for one of his runner: Hall Lass .. somehow the jockey club didn't realize the hall ass similarity!!!


As for other names, I thought Vindication was pretty slick.
Very clever!

Here..... incase a few of you don't believe this is really a name, I'll cut and paste info...


Lifetime Graphical Wins Entries European Pedigree Edited Pedigree Catalogue Crib

BIG TITS (FR) 6-y-o (1 Jan 2000) b m Current Owner: S Lellouche
Lost World(IRE) (7.9f) - Abigaila(FR) (River River (FR )(12.0f)) Current Trainer: E Lellouche
Breeder: Elie & Sylvain Lellouche
RACE TYPE STARTS WINS 2nds 3rds WIN PRIZE TOTAL PRIZE
Lifetime flat turf 6 0 0 0 £0 £0
Lifetime jumps 0 0 0 0 £0 £0
Lifetime A-w 0 0 0 0 £0 £0

RACE VIDEO DATE RACE CONDITIONS WGT RACE OUTCOME JOCKEY OR TS RPR
07Nov03 Msn 13H 3y,6K 8-8 8/14 10L, Karly Baby 8-5 — — —
10Oct03 Sai 12Sft 3y,5K 9-1 0/17 9L, Action Girl 9-5 — — —
30Sep03 Sai 15Gd 3y,6K 9-1 10/15 22L, Marche Clair 8-11 b — — —
12Aug03 Dea 10GS 3y,5K 8-10 11/12 16L, Anadiyla 8-10 b — — —
27Jul03 Msn 11VSft 3y,7K 8-8 6/7 13½L, I Will Survive 8-3 — — —
24Jun03 Lon 11Gd 3y,5K 9-0 0/12 12L, Sea Blue 9-0 — — —
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Old 06-20-2006, 08:42 PM
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LOL!! wow... I can't believe that! Do those words have a different meaning in Europe or what? How does that one get by?
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Old 06-21-2006, 12:04 AM
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LOL!! wow... I can't believe that! Do those words have a different meaning in Europe or what? How does that one get by?
Same meaning, different rules.
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Old 06-20-2006, 08:45 PM
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My favorite name is "Isitingood" i know what you're thinking... someone always puts this one on these threads.

Oh well, MMSC i just want to know what you think of this name Isitingood and whether you know much about the origin of it. Because i think it has something to do with whether the horse is spotted in a good race... lol just kidding it is what i want to do to you.
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Old 06-20-2006, 08:54 PM
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Very clever!

Here..... incase a few of you don't believe this is really a name, I'll cut and paste info...


Lifetime Graphical Wins Entries European Pedigree Edited Pedigree Catalogue Crib

BIG TITS (FR) 6-y-o (1 Jan 2000) b m Current Owner: S Lellouche
Lost World(IRE) (7.9f) - Abigaila(FR) (River River (FR )(12.0f)) Current Trainer: E Lellouche
Breeder: Elie & Sylvain Lellouche
RACE TYPE STARTS WINS 2nds 3rds WIN PRIZE TOTAL PRIZE
Lifetime flat turf 6 0 0 0 £0 £0
Lifetime jumps 0 0 0 0 £0 £0
Lifetime A-w 0 0 0 0 £0 £0

RACE VIDEO DATE RACE CONDITIONS WGT RACE OUTCOME JOCKEY OR TS RPR
07Nov03 Msn 13H 3y,6K 8-8 8/14 10L, Karly Baby 8-5 — — —
10Oct03 Sai 12Sft 3y,5K 9-1 0/17 9L, Action Girl 9-5 — — —
30Sep03 Sai 15Gd 3y,6K 9-1 10/15 22L, Marche Clair 8-11 b — — —
12Aug03 Dea 10GS 3y,5K 8-10 11/12 16L, Anadiyla 8-10 b — — —
27Jul03 Msn 11VSft 3y,7K 8-8 6/7 13½L, I Will Survive 8-3 — — —
24Jun03 Lon 11Gd 3y,5K 9-0 0/12 12L, Sea Blue 9-0 — — —
I can imagine the race caller " and as they come down to the wire it's BIG TITS by a......?"
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Old 06-20-2006, 09:14 PM
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I dont know but I love the name of a three year old this year YOUR TENT OR MINE. How great a name that is...goes a little something like this:

Suffolk Shippers: hey girl!! nice shoes, wanna bang?
Hot Girl: absolutely how could I pass you up?
Suffolk Shippers: well, Your Tent or Mine, baby?

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Old 06-20-2006, 09:23 PM
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Never dawned on me about the potential meaning of Rockhardten. Awesome. But one of the best I heard on another thread a while back was....

Butterface

Can't tell you how many times I used that line nor do I care to discuss the several that fit the bill.
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Old 06-20-2006, 10:03 PM
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Never dawned on me about the potential meaning of Rockhardten. Awesome. But one of the best I heard on another thread a while back was....

Butterface

Can't tell you how many times I used that line nor do I care to discuss the several that fit the bill.
If I had a Rockhardten colt, I would name him Kickstand
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Old 06-20-2006, 10:18 PM
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If I had a Rockhardten colt, I would name him Kickstand
If I had a rockhardten, I would tell everyone to call me Kickstand.
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Old 06-20-2006, 09:27 PM
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I dont know but I love the name of a three year old this year YOUR TENT OR MINE. How great a name that is...goes a little something like this:

Suffolk Shippers: hey girl!! nice shoes, wanna bang?
Hot Girl: absolutely how could I pass you up?
Suffolk Shippers: well, Your Tent or Mine, baby?

I guess anything is posible SS.......in your dreams!!!lol
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Old 06-20-2006, 09:32 PM
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I dont know but I love the name of a three year old this year YOUR TENT OR MINE. How great a name that is...goes a little something like this:

Suffolk Shippers: hey girl!! nice shoes, wanna bang?
Hot Girl: absolutely how could I pass you up?
Suffolk Shippers: well, Your Tent or Mine, baby?

Wow dude i am pretty sure we are twins separated at birth. Because i actually used that line at Del Mar in 04. Did it work? i know you are asking yourself.

Well a gentleman never kisses and tells but yes it did. Of course it did. All you have to do is give a chick one compliment on her shoes and she is yours by nightfall assuming you play your cards right which obviously you know how to do.
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Old 06-20-2006, 09:47 PM
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Wow dude i am pretty sure we are twins separated at birth. Because i actually used that line at Del Mar in 04. Did it work? i know you are asking yourself.

Well a gentleman never kisses and tells but yes it did. Of course it did. All you have to do is give a chick one compliment on her shoes and she is yours by nightfall assuming you play your cards right which obviously you know how to do.
Fat doses of Tequllia shots do alright too
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Old 06-21-2006, 12:05 AM
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Wow dude i am pretty sure we are twins separated at birth. Because i actually used that line at Del Mar in 04. Did it work? i know you are asking yourself.

Well a gentleman never kisses and tells but yes it did. Of course it did. All you have to do is give a chick one compliment on her shoes and she is yours by nightfall assuming you play your cards right which obviously you know how to do.
Oh Flowing T..... what can I say?
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Old 06-21-2006, 12:06 AM
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Two that aren't favorites but that always make me smile..... those glorious geldings Nigel No Mates and Dual Jewels.

Sunny Sing (another gelding) was originally called Sacred Nuts. Hmmm.....

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Wow dude i am pretty sure we are twins separated at birth. Because i actually used that line at Del Mar in 04. Did it work? i know you are asking yourself.

Well a gentleman never kisses and tells but yes it did. Of course it did. All you have to do is give a chick one compliment on her shoes and she is yours by nightfall assuming you play your cards right which obviously you know how to do.
Anytime your venture to the East Coast, you let me know, and we will go out and wreak havoc on the female species.
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Old 06-22-2006, 08:01 AM
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Anytime your venture to the East Coast, you let me know, and we will go out and wreak havoc on the female species.
Will do man, will do.

I don't think the eastern seaboard will ever be the same once our axis of powers takes over, all of the classy ladies will be unable to resist it
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I dont know but I love the name of a three year old this year YOUR TENT OR MINE. How great a name that is...goes a little something like this:

Suffolk Shippers: hey girl!! nice shoes, wanna bang?
Hot Girl: absolutely how could I pass you up?
Suffolk Shippers: well, Your Tent or Mine, baby?

OMG when i first met my hubby THAT WAS HIS LINE! of course, he wasn't really talking about tents but rather in our trailer park some people have pop up campers (which are soooo nice for NASCAR events, by the way!)

P.S. we ended up in his "tent" so the line works
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Old 06-22-2006, 08:35 AM
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OMG when i first met my hubby THAT WAS HIS LINE! of course, he wasn't really talking about tents but rather in our trailer park some people have pop up campers (which are soooo nice for NASCAR events, by the way!)

P.S. we ended up in his "tent" so the line works
Hey baby if you were mine i'd never take you to any tent. Strictly the Marriott or Red Roof Inn for me. Sometimes Motel 6 is better then you would think. Forget the nascar and turn the tv off, you will need your full attention and i won't be yelling "washer fluid" of that you can be sure.
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I remember seeing a mare named 'Bodacious TaTas' in a sales catalog once...guess that's the US version of 'big tits'
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