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If your gas gauge was broke in the car, would you use a match to check how much is in the tank ? Have you ever tried to check the oil, while the lawnmower is RUNNING ?... If the garden hose is frozen @ one end ..would you turn the water on.... and keep looking inside the other end waiting for the ice to come out ? Have you ever tried to wash ( with hose) a electric fan ..while its running so it will dry quicker ? Just some more ""Home Improvement"" tips for you !!! ![]()
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![]() That's a hilarious story. And it makes me feel better about living in a rental, where I'm supposed to call the super to come fix things. How do you turn off the water pressure, anyway?
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Gentlemen! We're burning daylight! Riders up! -Bill Murray |
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![]() All that specialty work skipped a generation! My Dad had it....one of my sons does. But me...Bupkis!!
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