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Old 01-12-2007, 05:14 PM
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When you suggest possible vacation sites to your husband and he sighs and asks, "Where's the race track?"
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Old 01-12-2007, 05:20 PM
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When you suggest possible vacation sites to your husband and he sighs and asks, "Where's the race track?"
he sighs? that's too bad. I can't find a woman that likes horseracing
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Old 01-12-2007, 05:20 PM
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he sighs? that's too bad. I can't find a woman that likes horseracing
And I can't find a man who likes it.
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Old 01-12-2007, 05:28 PM
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And I can't find a man who likes it.
um....not to get all comedy on a message board but

RIGHT HERE
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Old 01-12-2007, 06:04 PM
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And I can't find a man who likes it.
go to any Off Track or track and there will be at least a 9 to 1 ratio but it's probably hard to find one in your age group
because all of the younger guys are where the younger gals are
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Old 01-12-2007, 06:08 PM
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... When you take a female to a race track and she hits a 65k triple, because they all wore pink front bands on their legs.
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Old 01-12-2007, 06:19 PM
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because all of the younger guys are where the younger gals are
not me.

but i guess that doesn't really help at all.
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Old 01-12-2007, 06:29 PM
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Old 01-12-2007, 06:30 PM
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LOL....yeah..that aint gonna work
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Old 01-12-2007, 06:35 PM
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not me.

but i guess that doesn't really help at all.
No, it doesn't, dammit!
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Old 01-12-2007, 06:41 PM
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No, it doesn't, dammit!
right.

======= blame it on me.

you would. and i should have known you would.

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Old 01-12-2007, 07:01 PM
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No, it doesn't, dammit!

Only because he is MY bitch!
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Old 01-12-2007, 05:28 PM
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when you drive down the road & get stuck in the wrong lane & grump "damn ive pulled the wrong rein there"

When your 6yr old daughters essay on what you did during your holidays says
Went to the track to watch my horse win.

or when she was asked what she wants to be when she grows up & she says "I dont know yet but ill probably be a jockey"
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Old 01-12-2007, 06:55 PM
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When you suggest possible vacation sites to your husband and he sighs and asks, "Where's the race track?"
we're apparently headed to fla in july--but not to miami, and only calder is running. it's funny, tony already scoped it out.
i suggested we go to chicago instead, kids didn't bite. a couple more years, he says, kids will be gone, we can go wherever....

and i have reservations for oaklawn in march already. oh yeah. tony has certainly picked up the racing bug--if just a little!

and you know you're too much into racing when....

i hear a name and automatically try to think if there is a horse that name, and generally let everyone know that it IS indeed a racehorse name.
when your boss is talking about something work-related, and you say 'yeah, he got nosed out at the wire'. luckily he knows i'm a race fan.
when your desktop is ALWAYS a racehorse--currently slew on mine.
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