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Old 01-12-2007, 09:45 AM
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When your girlfriend or wife asks if you like it hot and wet and you respond, "I've never had a good feel for muddy tracks".
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Old 01-12-2007, 10:53 AM
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When you're in a meeting with your boss and he asks you for your thoughts, and you reply, "I really like the angle of Wolfson/Castro on the turf".
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Old 01-12-2007, 11:17 AM
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When your mom calls you to tell her grandpa died and you say Ill be home after the Derby. Rest in peace gramps, I know you would have understood
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Old 01-12-2007, 11:26 AM
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After you see a true stallion go at it in person you'll never look at a naked man again without some disappointment.
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Old 01-12-2007, 11:29 AM
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After you see a true stallion go at it in person you'll never look at a naked man again without some disappointment.
after you see a maiden mare go to the shed you have a whole new understanding of gang rape.
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Old 01-12-2007, 11:33 AM
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Isnt that the truth? I think it gave me a major complex for a while. They even put boards behind her legs so she couldnt kick... that sound she made. OMG.
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Old 01-12-2007, 11:41 AM
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when you've got a zillion things to do, but instead you go to YouTube to watch Alyshba and Ferdinand hit the wire together yet again in the '87 Classic:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rk8G8AR7TaM

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Old 01-12-2007, 11:57 AM
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after you see a maiden mare go to the shed you have a whole new understanding of gang rape.
I felt pretty bad for Dixieland Band who clearly was not interested in the task at hand.
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Old 01-12-2007, 11:45 AM
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After you see a true stallion go at it in person you'll never look at a naked man again without some disappointment.
Its not the size, its how you use it that's important.

I am, of course, referring to my trip notes notebook.
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Old 01-12-2007, 11:48 AM
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Leave it to two girls to take this thread down the wrong road.......Both have minds in the GUTTER
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