You Leave Kenny Alone...he's gotta have that Royal Ascot Chicken!

[RolloTomasi]

Originally Posted by theguarantee

^bit unfair not to mention that he won....the best turned out award...

I thought the same; or at least I should have used it as some sort of joke.

For example:

He should have won the Best Ought to Be Turned Out (to a farm) Award.

The silver lining in this utter humiliation is that based on the display of raw speed, McPeek might cut the horse back to a sprint at some point.

Whether that would be the Vosburgh in NY or the Nunthorpe in England remains to be seen...