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Old 04-24-2023, 06:35 AM
freddymo freddymo is offline
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Capt. Ramsey : Speaking of horses did you ever see those Lipizzaner stallions.

Hunter : What?

Capt. Ramsey : From Portugal. The Lipizzaner stallions. The most highly trained horses in the world. They're all white?

Hunter : Yes, sir.

Capt. Ramsey : "Yes, sir" you're aware they're all white or "Yes, sir" you've seen them?

Hunter : Yes, sir I've seen them. Yes, sir I was aware that they're are all white. They are not from Portugal; they're from Spain and at birth, they're not white; they're black. Sir.

Capt. Ramsey : I didn't know that. But they are from Portugal.

[Chuckling]

Capt. Ramsey : Some of the things they do, uh, defy belief. Their training program is simplicity itself. You just stick a cattle prod up their ass and you can get a horse to deal cards.

[Chuckles]

Capt. Ramsey : Simple matter of voltage.
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