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Old 06-18-2006, 05:35 PM
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Love this post. "Wouldn't want you to try and shag my second castoffs"

But Flowing Tail is right, if you never went to college you wouldnt understand this situation. I went to a small state college up here in Massachusetts where the female to male ratio was like 1.75 or 2:1. To put it in terms the rest of the board would understand, I think the chances of getting laid from 3pm Thursdays until 1159pm Sunday was like 2/1 or maybe 9/5. The other days of the week was like 5/1. I think the payoff for a "hook up with Girl A Thursday night/Hook up with the Same Girl Saturday night" exacta would have been like $17.00 for $2. It was like having recurring "relationships" with a new girl every week or so.

The availability of females since college ended two years ago dropped big time once the alcohol and craziness went away. AND THAT IS A FRIGGEN SHAME.

Flowing Tail, if I were to pass some friendly advice, I'd say keep the faith, you will get yours. Try to model life after college just like life was during college, if that makes any sense. Or, do like me, and find a girl who is far from a prude and is fun to be around. Basically, the world of having cake and eating it, too.

Keep my fingers crossed that she doesnt read this post as well ! If so, LOVE YOU A!!!
Man way to go sounds like you are totally feeling my pain about the end of college. But then again i guess you transitioned about as smoothly into one chick as a person can do, sounds like she goes all-out to make your dreams come true lol.

But that is not for me right now and i have to find a way to keep this $17.00 payout going as long as i can, do you know what i am saying? there must be a way to find where these chicks go after college. Or what was that quote from wedding crashers i think someone had as a signature - "i love college girls, i get older they stay the same age" lol that about sums it up.

People think it is "good" to "grow up" but i say that is crap and i will continue my recreation as long as i can stretch it out. That is good for you man that you are happy with one chick but basically one is never enough that's what i say why not eat from the buffet table.
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Old 06-18-2006, 09:42 PM
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Man way to go sounds like you are totally feeling my pain about the end of college. But then again i guess you transitioned about as smoothly into one chick as a person can do, sounds like she goes all-out to make your dreams come true lol.

But that is not for me right now and i have to find a way to keep this $17.00 payout going as long as i can, do you know what i am saying? there must be a way to find where these chicks go after college. Or what was that quote from wedding crashers i think someone had as a signature - "i love college girls, i get older they stay the same age" lol that about sums it up.

People think it is "good" to "grow up" but i say that is crap and i will continue my recreation as long as i can stretch it out. That is good for you man that you are happy with one chick but basically one is never enough that's what i say why not eat from the buffet table.
I like how we hijacked this thread into being able to maintain satisfactory levels of casual sex. Its no good to grow up! I'm 25 and really wish I could roll back the clock and live everyday like I was 22 again. Would be skipping classes, drinking heavily and looking for my $17 exacta payouts on new chicks from week to week.

I admire your desire to eat at the buffet table, man. Keep it up!!!!
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Old 06-18-2006, 09:42 PM
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Man way to go sounds like you are totally feeling my pain about the end of college. But then again i guess you transitioned about as smoothly into one chick as a person can do, sounds like she goes all-out to make your dreams come true lol.

But that is not for me right now and i have to find a way to keep this $17.00 payout going as long as i can, do you know what i am saying? there must be a way to find where these chicks go after college. Or what was that quote from wedding crashers i think someone had as a signature - "i love college girls, i get older they stay the same age" lol that about sums it up.

People think it is "good" to "grow up" but i say that is crap and i will continue my recreation as long as i can stretch it out. That is good for you man that you are happy with one chick but basically one is never enough that's what i say why not eat from the buffet table.
I like how we hijacked this thread into being able to maintain satisfactory levels of casual sex. Its no good to grow up! I'm 25 and really wish I could roll back the clock and live everyday like I was 22 again. Would be skipping classes, drinking heavily and looking for my $17 exacta payouts on new chicks from week to week.

I admire your desire to eat at the buffet table, man. Keep it up!!!!
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Old 06-20-2006, 02:06 PM
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Growing old scares the crap out of me. I have about 30 yrs to get used to it though. I just don't want to be left in a home somewhere to rot alone.
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Old 06-26-2006, 10:48 AM
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i'm afraid of horse poop! there is alot of it and sometimes its a weird green color and when the horse has diahreeah its really gross and icky. i'm scared that i might step in it because i dont' want to get my shoes dirty then smell like horse poop for the rest of the year. thats icky!
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