ROI Results 1/26 @ Gulfstream

[RUFFIAN]

FOR CAL

''You sure you didn't use a Ouija (or weegie) board ma'am,
as we call it here in the South?''

{{ THAT IS BENEATH ME ~ MY 'TALENTS' GO BEYOND THE BEYOND}}

''I think you must have hopped on one foot three times, turned in a circle with
one eye closed, bowed toward Salem and drank a potion made of wolfsbane''

{{ I DO NOT CONSUME 'WOLFSBANE' = EVEN THO TIZ LEGAL
* IT'S ALSO DEADLY! ~ ADDITIONALLY: WOULD NEVER ADD
EYE OF NEWT OR TOE OF FROG AS I'M AN AVID ANIMAL LOVER }}

''... before you looked at the PPs ''

***HAVE NEVER USED PP's IN MY LIFE! ***
*MY SELECTIONS ARE BASED ON ONLY 3 ELEMENTS:
~ ~ ~ TIZ ELEMENTARY DEAR CAL ~ ~ ~
*** NAME OF THE HORSE ~ *** GRAYS! ~ *** SIRES
*** AND A WHOLE LOT OF PURRRRRRRFECT LUCK! ***

''You took 8 shots out of about 200 horses and hit two of them.''

{{ ACTUALLY HAD 4 ''SHOTS'' & 1 FINISHED ONLY 2nd = $0 }}

''I think your resume' must include high priestess of the dark arts''

*** I'LL NEVER TELL ~ & ~ YOU'LL NEVER KNOW! ***
''HIGH'' PRIESTESS IS LEGAL IN COLORADO!


=^,,^=

[RUFFIAN]

JOLY CHIRPS
''...apparition of Arcangues ''

MY BEST EVER "PURRRRRRCEPTION" *** SARAVA @ 70/1

WHY U MAY WONDER? ~ U CAN SEE THIS ANSWER COMIN
*** I LOVED HIS NAME! ***

I Also Gave The 'Tip' To My MailMan
He Always Asked WHO I Liked In The Triple Crown Races ~
~ So Of Course ~ I Told Him SARAVA

That Monday He Told Me He Made $700 In 2 Minutes
And Said His Son Called Me The Great Horse Goddess!

[cal828]

What I meant by 8 shots was that you took four last week and four this week resulting in wins in the last 2 contests and I don't know how many horses that really was, but was just guessing about 10 each race, but in reality might have been more.

[ElPrado]

Sometimes at the track the horses talk to me... does that count?
At Tampa Bay once, I had a friend from Michigan waiting for me at the track. I got there, got a Form, found him sitting on a picnic table waiting for me. The horses were just coming to be saddled.
I don't usually bet color, but 2 greys went by and both gave me the eye. They looked pretty good. I think it was the day a Sam Davis stakes was running. Both longshots. This was race 1.
I told my friend to go and box them for the exacta.
We hit. We should have bet more.
It paid $400.

[ElPrado]

Oh, weatherman says it's gonna be a wet weekend in Miami and Tampa. Got the forecast on now.