PGA Championship at Quail Hollow

[Rupert Pupkin]

I don't know if any of you guys ever enter the Golf Channel contest that they have every week. It's totally free but if you win I think you only win a $300 gift certificate or something like that. It's not easy to win because there are typically about 12,000 entrants. I once came in 2nd about 3 years ago. They sent me a $50 gift certificate to Golf Galaxy or one of those stores. It's a fun contest. You have nothing to lose, since it's free.

This week I think I have a chance for a good finish. I am in 325th place right now out of 10,975 people. But all 6 of my guys made the cut (I think this is the first time all my guys have made the cut this year) and several of them are playing really well. I have Grayson Murray, Patrick Cantlay, Justin Thomas, Jordan Spieth, Gary Woodland, and Camilo Villegas.

Edit: I just realized Villegas ended up missing the cut. I have no chance. You need all 6 guys to make the cut to have a legitimate chance.