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04-27-2017, 10:27 AM
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01-09-2018, 09:47 AM
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no offense Nick
 An engaged couple die & arrive in Heaven where they ask St Peter if can they still marry in Heaven. St Peter said he was not sure so would have to get back to them & 3 years later he returned saying ‘Yes they could’ & they were married. It wasn’t long before they realised that they were not made for each other so they asked if there was such a thing as Divorce in Heaven? St Peter replied:- ‘Listen it took me 3 years to find a Priest here, how long do you think it will take me to find a Lawyer?’
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01-17-2018, 10:20 PM
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Col. Travis and Davy Crockett are looking over the wall at the Alamo when William says" Davy!. It looks bad!. There are Calvary and cannons all around us!"
Davy takes his field glasses, peers out over the landscape and replies " You're right Colonel. And where the hell did all of these landscapers come from?"
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