Joke of the Day

[Downthestretch55]

While looking for a recipe to put in the Derby Trail cookbook, I came across these. I honestly have no clue....

Foreign Menus

The following are items found overseas in which people have made
inappropriate use of English words for various products, and bizarre menu
items in restaurants:

Menu Items:

Beef rashers beaten up in the country peoples fashion - Poland

Boiled Frogfish - Europe

Buttered saucepans and fried hormones - Japan

**** in wine/Lioness cutlet - Cairo

Cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce - China

Dreaded veal cutlet with potatoes in cream - China

French Creeps - L.A.

French fried ships - Cairo

Fried fishermen - Japan

Fried friendship - Nepal

Garlic Coffee - Europe

Goose Barnacles - Spain

Indonesian Nazi Goreng - Hong Kong

Muscles Of Marines/Lobster Thermos - Cairo

Pork with fresh garbage - Vietnam

Prawn **** and tail - Cairo

Rainbow Trout, Fillet Streak, Popotoes, Chocolate Mouse - Hong Kong

Roasted duck let loose - Poland

Sole Bonne Femme (Fish Landlady style) - Europe

Strawberry crap - Japan

Sweat from the trolley - Europe

Teppan Yaki, Before Your Cooked Right Eyes - Japan

Toes with butter and jam - Bali