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Old 03-03-2016, 10:59 AM
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Yo mama so fat Donald Trump wants to pay her to sit at the Mexico-USA border
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Old 03-11-2016, 12:00 PM
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Not a written joke but this is some funny $hit....and people ask me why I am addicted to youtube Classic outakes from Hollywood Squares, funny $hit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVKvt_l4-sY
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Old 03-11-2016, 04:41 PM
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Not a written joke but this is some funny $hit....and people ask me why I am addicted to youtube Classic outakes from Hollywood Squares, funny $hit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVKvt_l4-sY

Funny show, miss it and Lynde...

You ever see this bit


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Epw0J45X-FI
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Old 03-18-2016, 06:32 PM
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Old 03-22-2016, 06:49 PM
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Drama in the Serengeti


A couple on an African Safari witnessed a small antelope being chased down by a cheetah.

While the kill was about to happen before their eyes, the husband casually remarked, “I’ll bet the antelope gets away.”

The wife answered, “If that antelope survives this one, I’ll give you sex every day for the rest of your life.”

The deadly chase was recorded. Click here. https://www.youtube.com/embed/DYDIwOnXNc8?rel=0
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Old 03-29-2016, 11:38 AM
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No one tells it better than Jethro....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TonTGAfn2zI

"One of these days we gonna have to have a long talk"
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No one tells it better than Jethro....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TonTGAfn2zI

"One of these days we gonna have to have a long talk"

On that page was a link to Rodney Dangerfield on Carson...hilarious.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQLv7CG10B4
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