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12-13-2006, 11:12 AM
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 Are you saying that I'm evil? Douchebag... 
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12-13-2006, 11:29 AM
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12-13-2006, 12:49 PM
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Cajun,
Women know...men don't. Here's another bit of Jewish humor... A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a priest and asks for his opinion on this question. After consulting the bible, the priest says, " My son, after an exhaustive search, I am positive that sex is work and is therefore not permitted on Sundays. "The man thinks: " What does a priest know about sex?" So he goes to a minister, who after all is a married man and experienced in this matter. He queries the minister and receives the same reply. Sex is work and therefore not for the Sabbath! Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out the ultimate authority: a man of thousands of years tradition and knowledge. In other words, he goes to a rabbi. The Rabbi ponders the question, then states, "My son, sex is definitely play." The man replies, "Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others tell me sex is work?" The Rabbi softly speaks, "If sex were work, my wife would have the maid do it."
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12-14-2006, 12:59 PM
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Chili
A guy walks into a diner and asks for a bowl of chili. The waitress says, "The guy next to you got the last bowl." So, he gets a cup of coffee instead. Then he sees that the guy next to him has finished his meal, but the chili bowl is still full. He asks, "Are you going to eat that?" The other guy says, "No. You can have it." The guy takes it and starts to eat it. When he gets about half way down, he sees a dead mouse in it, and he pukes the chili back into the bowl. The other guy says, "That's about as far as I got, too."
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12-14-2006, 02:53 PM
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The lqast one was a bit gross. This one is "cute".
Math A little boy was doing his math homework: He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine...." His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?" The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom." "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. "Yes," he answered. Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?" The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?" After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."
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12-15-2006, 11:18 AM
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While looking for a recipe to put in the Derby Trail cookbook, I came across these. I honestly have no clue....
Foreign Menus The following are items found overseas in which people have made inappropriate use of English words for various products, and bizarre menu items in restaurants: Menu Items: Beef rashers beaten up in the country peoples fashion - Poland Boiled Frogfish - Europe Buttered saucepans and fried hormones - Japan **** in wine/Lioness cutlet - Cairo Cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce - China Dreaded veal cutlet with potatoes in cream - China French Creeps - L.A. French fried ships - Cairo Fried fishermen - Japan Fried friendship - Nepal Garlic Coffee - Europe Goose Barnacles - Spain Indonesian Nazi Goreng - Hong Kong Muscles Of Marines/Lobster Thermos - Cairo Pork with fresh garbage - Vietnam Prawn **** and tail - Cairo Rainbow Trout, Fillet Streak, Popotoes, Chocolate Mouse - Hong Kong Roasted duck let loose - Poland Sole Bonne Femme (Fish Landlady style) - Europe Strawberry crap - Japan Sweat from the trolley - Europe Teppan Yaki, Before Your Cooked Right Eyes - Japan Toes with butter and jam - Bali
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