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06-02-2015, 03:05 PM
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From Morty
 ================================================== ============================ Happy Dentist Day to what was once my legion of fans;now,not even a small gathering of the curious. Ralph;I have no idea what he's doing. But-----Saturday will end CLYDEFORM!! and Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy. Go ahead.....I'll wait until the celebration ends. Anyhoo----I have been informed by lab coated wunderkinds that unfortunately the magic beans implanted were intended for an elephant.Apparently the wizard who loads them up was on a Canadian Sparrow high and that bout with euphoria will end my existence on this planet ,no more than 60 days from now.It's already very painful to type. > > > > > > Little by little;bit by bit....I'm making my way back to you. > > > > Although I'm just a little apprehensive as to who 'you" ....is. > > > > I hope all serious sociopaths have noted how Daffy Danny is giving away her position via an un secure frequency. > > > > > > I believe Canadian Sparrow is not just going to be beat half to death by Victor in late stretch,but also stoned and electrocuted.It will be for naught as I think the Sparrow gets out dueled by Materiality,and caught by Frosted and Tale of Maiden Special Weight.That's a sneak preview of CLYDEFORM'S!! fine pre race analysis. > > > > > > Ned&Hydra sent me a precious "sorry to hear you're dying" joke card. > > > > Wonderful sense of humor;wonderful people. > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vn3gBUkZYm8 > 
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06-02-2015, 03:44 PM
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06-02-2015, 06:21 PM
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Hillary Clinton 2016: The "Extremely Careless" Leadership America Needs!
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06-02-2015, 07:15 PM
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No Keen Ice for the CLYDEFORM!!?
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06-03-2015, 01:09 PM
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From Morty
================================================== ============ To all Canadian Sparrow blowhards-----Happy Windsyday. Any Sparrow fan still fanning after the latest gross move by the Kayaks shall be placed right at the top of a new HUNT&KILL list. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6O9DaIGy9M The Final Fine Analysis;in this case,it's for the NED&HYDRA A#1 FUCl<IN' -AYE HO DOWN. (The race where owners of a potential TC entrant get to act like the True Swine that they are .....before or after the race.Maybe both.) 1....MOOKIES GIVING MOOCOW The only thing more doorknobby than Mike Hunt is Mike De Kock. nnnnnno Crinkle.... trash can 2....TALE OF MAIDEN SPECIAL WEIGHT Well it's possible. Ah don't know fer shore----but keeping for now. 3....MADEFROMLUCKY More keepah than whiiiiiirrrer 4....FRAMMENTO Not out of the question. 5....CANADIAN SPARROW I really,really hope you're reading this baffert----you disgusting,schmoozing,Dr.Moreau/Michael Vick of horsey racing. DOUBLE BARF!!!! CRINK-EL!!.....trash can NYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!! thud whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!! 6....FROSTED KEEPAH!! 7....KEEN ICE I would have bit on ESKEEMO PIE,but this name is truly awful. Anyone ever hear a person say,"WOW Mom!! That was some really keen ice!! YUM!!" Blech. Crinkle.... trash can 8....MATERIALITY Phantom PayBob'd in the Derby,he's on the right side of the Sparrow. Tough break,baffert. KEEPAH!! Now,this is not easy.......but here: 1....MATERIALITY 2....FROSTED 3....MADEFROMLUCKY
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06-03-2015, 08:22 PM
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 I will of course be using him and Frosted.  How about a Belmonty Day contest??? The winner will send a bottle of the best champagne to The Belmonts, such wonderful people.
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06-04-2015, 02:54 PM
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From Morty
================================================== ====== What is dangerous? What is safe? What is considered to be psychopathic waste? There's so much hidden yet obvious meaning to some trains of thought;and I don't mean the graffiti spray painted here by Travis Gravel.Then again.....some trains left the station a lllllllong time ago. This is the last post toastie I'll make here,just to let all know. Horsey racing and its concomitant,biodegradable,superfluous side shows have reached that point of utter boredom for me.It is now plain to understand where the term horse feathers was birthed.If there is really a loving God-----he has a funny way of showing it.One day a horsey will scratch out a book entitled "People Farm." Then Thin....I mean Keen Ice will scribble out "1284." Maybe another publishes ''What Doesn't Kill You Means The Next Attempt Probably Will." Maybe Saturday will be my final post toastie.I may want to brag a lot;or gag----a lot. Now,I know my next comment is going to offend a large slice of the populace....but then every comment I make offends a large slice of the populace. All the same,if you tweet----you must be nuts.Even if you read tweets regularly----you must be nuts.And the thing bout it;it's wildly successful! Is this the legacy mankind wants to plant?? Imagine 100,000 years from now a Canadian Spaceship lost in space returns to Earth because it ran out of gas.The crew was put into a suspended animation(sort of like kdm ox at e-baboons) and they left Earth before tweeting was discovered to be a natural source of arsenic.They might well find printed copies of tweets:"What the fucl< is this,aye?"----"This is aboot the dumbest thing I've ever seen." And they're CANADIANS!! Now do you understand the lunacy of tweeting? nottweeting must be invented. FF Book.....another one."Yah HI!! Thought I'd drop in on your page and see what your drug trafficking buds have to say.Click on me and see the latest vacay pics from my road kill! WHOA!! I meant road trip!Plus pics of my very first Clarke Bar." Perhaps some StickyMusic? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqxywPYRCbI "The title refers to a Navajo belief that there are seven times in life that you must make a decision that determines your life path. Taking the wrong path means you must either backtrack or stay on the road to ruin." Boy did that say a lot in a little,right? Maybe I should have just typed in the above few lines.I could have saved so much time.The thing is, that "somebody" calling your name....is it a succubus?
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