ClydeVivor 2015 Anything Goes..........

[Arletta]

From Morty


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Hello Sporty Fans.


We have a new Hunt&Kill list.

Over the next several hours,we shall Hunt and Kill all advertisers on the i-net;the entire membership of NoAdvantage;and anyone who bugs me.The latter group is HUGE but I know you, like me, really enjoy a nice Hunt&Kill.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SCOimBo5tg



But first....


Personal Life Enhancements




"Either way the sun comes up tomorrow on a new day."

Weak.



"Come home early, nothing good ever happens after midnight. "


O=;>



"The press will shape your opinion if you don't keep yourself informed. "


That one's for Daffy "Google" Danny



"Only those who attempt the absurd will achieve the impossible. "


Weirdo's....rejoice!!




"Kindness costs nothing, but pays big dividends."


Ever hear of Taylor Marie and AbbeyGail??



"If something sounds too good to be true it is probably false."


!!

You mean, I SHOULDN'T bet Canadian Sparrow in the Belmonts?




"Computers of the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons"

spit!!



"Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we've been bombing over the years been complaining? "


!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!




"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost. "



thud





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V__g_D8TLTI




Songs written by Jeffery Dahmer:


I Left Your Heart in San Fransisco

Fifty Ways to Eat Your Lover

Johnny Tastes Goode

Hey Food

Tottie Fields Forever

Delicious Minds




Uh, where was I??



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBQVrCflZ_E




Well....that sort of helped;and sort of not.



I better quit while I'm behind.


Adios Amigos!!

[Rileyoriley]

"Songs written by Jeffery Dahmer:


I Left Your Heart in San Fransisco

Fifty Ways to Eat Your Lover

Johnny Tastes Goode

Hey Food

Tottie Fields Forever

Delicious Minds"




I needed a good laugh. THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Arletta]

From Morty




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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpNaFiwTfAY


And there was that time I called the Padlock,"The Smart Threads."

In the time of now,we see more of:


"YAH-HOO-HOO!!!! More trainer threads from 40 years ago----PLEASE!!"


And back and forth like:


"Blub blub mug poo."

"DAH!! farbins nerz bor duk!!"

"No....blub blub BORF querze norfshun!!"

"BLAFKORDISH!! MAUWTHUTZ!! blub blub norts baffint jerp PIKWATZ!!"



What a friggin' kumquaty mess.




You know,Morty Fans....there are several hit teams trying to sniff me out as I type; so they may snuff me out.One of them is getting close and,I have this recurring dream. A dream where the team that is close is made up of crack Navy OTTER's and Army STRANGERS.Due to a regimen of rote,they are really,really good at their physical mechanics.....but are incredibly stupid.In the dream, as I get in my car and sit down....a sniper named Diaper plugs me right between the eyes.Then, having planted a remote controlled bomb in my car....they hit the button and BOOM!!


They figure this way....no one will know I was killed by a bullet.

Now that is stupid.

The team, I'm sure, is code named: Nick's Kumquats.



New Hunt&Kill:


El Edgah

Don Speedo

Rock Tard



Rock Tard can't wait for "Bobby" to hoist that trophy.The only thing I want to see baffert hoist after the Belmont is a big ol' cup of his own medicine.But that's hoping for too much.

[Arletta]

From Morty


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Sporty Fans....are you already sick of Sparrow Fans?

Maybe he will win,but I am not of the group (that should be under clinical study) saying he absolutely will win andifyoudon'tthinkthesamethenyouarestupidorinsaneo rboth!!


Thank my luckies I am not drinking at the Thyroxine trough.


It is with that in mind that I step off the Belmont trail for a while.

This is more fun:


Click Van Gogh's paintings and mute it....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBMGVu6GTDw


Now click on Still Got The Blues on another tab....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0o7BwblazjQ


Start playing the song and then go back and start the paintings of Van Gogh.



It's oodles of noodle food.





One other thing and I do hate to bring it up,but Daffy Danny is at it again.

This is her latest tag line:


"Hell is other people.

Jean-Paul Sartre "


She is now a certified google existentialist.What she doesn't get is----SHE is other people.






c u latah

[knickslions2]

Originally Posted by Arletta

From Morty


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Sporty Fans....are you already sick of Sparrow Fans?

Maybe he will win,but I am not of the group (that should be under clinical study) saying he absolutely will win andifyoudon'tthinkthesamethenyouarestupidorinsaneo rboth!!


Thank my luckies I am not drinking at the Thyroxine trough.





c u latah

Are you implying we have a lot of people here with Thyroid issues?

[Arletta]

Originally Posted by knickslions2

Are you implying we have a lot of people here with Thyroid issues?

I believe he is referring to this.

http://www.paulickreport.com/news/ra...ng-wrong-here/

[knickslions2]

Originally Posted by Arletta

I believe he is referring to this.

http://www.paulickreport.com/news/ra...ng-wrong-here/

Interesting read. Never saw that