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[horseofcourse]

hello mortimer--clyde!!


THE CLEVELAND INDIANS HAVE JUST COMPLETED THEIR FIRST TWO GAME WINNING STREAK SINCE APRIL 9TH!!!! THE NEXT TWO GAME STREAK IS NOW DUE ON JUNE 25TH! (maybe it's a texas thing....both two game winning streaks this year and series wins are against the two Texas teams....can all the MLB teams move to texas?)


MY CHAMPAGNE GLASS OVERFLOWETH WITH JOY!!!


THE CADAVERS JUST NEED TO LAUNCH THE 3 WITH ABANDON AGAINST THE HAWKS. THEY WILL BE FINE.

I SAW THE BROWNS CHANGED THE SHADE OF ORANGE IN THE TEAM COLORS. THAT IS WHAT WAS NEEDED I THINK TO FIX IT.

[Arletta]

From Morty


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HC!

How goes it sir?


Hope all is well with you.And I am Motrimer.I'm filling in for Clyde as he is involved with a phalanx of the leading psychologists and psychiatrists in trying to better understand the kumquatery going on at NoAdvantage as well as deciphering their strange tongue;the latter more in the hands of leading linguistic interpreters.


Anyhoo----the Tribe is catching fire.They just pulled off their 3rd two gamer.Cody came so close to adding another blown save opportunity,too.Oh well.He'll bounce back.


In a little seriousness,the Cavaliers are displaying a toughness foreign to past teams.It doesn't seem to matter who misses games or who plays at 50%.....they just keep winning.This is good.


The Browns change the wrong things.

But Haslam owns them.

Don't forget, he changed his truck stop company's position on customer rebates,too....but forgot to tell them.



Keep it real;and give 'em steel.

[horseofcourse]

I read that about the haslam. it is odd he isn't in prison isn't it??

well, let me check that, no it isn't!! we know how these things work.

The Cadavers have been impressive....this series is far from over. King Prince of Akron I have noticed has been very good for the most part, but several times in these playoffs he enters into the prevent offense with 6 minutes left and a big lead. You know that offense and have talked about it often I believe! It involves a minimum of 17 dribbles standing still then commencing with a chaotic turnover. You waste 23 seconds but nothing else occurs. That should be kept to more of a minimum. Tristan Thompson has been their best player these 11 playoff games I believe. He does what he does extremely well. In fact, I think what he does well, he does better than what Love does well.

It has reached a 3 game streak for the glorious Tribe. IT is sad what has happened to the bullpen....a great strength last year. I'm starting to wonder what the effect of the lost Gomes has been. He is coming back thankfully. I do know they've lost 6 games where the Kluber-meister and the Trevor Bauer have given up 2 runs or less. That simply can't happen. I was certain good things would happen for them this year. The top 4 starting pitchers really do have wondrous arms for whatever that's worth. They can toss it.

The Ohio cup is at stake now so it's high tension on the lake this week!

[Arletta]

From Morty




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And a fine True Bill you have posted.


Yes, Lee doesn't "just be chillin'" quite as much these days.The Loveless/Irvingless lineup has lost that defenseless trademark.It's much better now and a real case of less being more.

Can't mention the tribe's incredibly long winning streak or I'll get dizzy.I do agree the starters have really,really live arms.I'm more critical of the incompetence ( off. and def.) the front office felt comfortable with going into the season;like 3rd,short,first and right.One could throw in cf too,but they have about 14 million a year "invested".Mentioning Gomes is very fair.That hurt a lot,but he's back today.

Am unshore of that Ohio Cup thing.


Well ya know....I would make an atb on the 6 in GP's 13th.


Hang ten.

[Arletta]

From Morty


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Sporty Fans,welcome to another segment of the CLYDE&CLYDE Cleveland Sporty Page.

The Tribe has bounced back and discovered they can only lose when they score 8 runs.... by giving up 10.New twist.Conversely, they recover by giving up only 4....but counter that threat by scoring only 3.

Blech.



On the other hand,we have the Cavaliers who have really surprised.Have to give them all the credit as they seem to have a firm resolve and play that out through the games.I do see them winning the title.Just wish it was State Penn they play next.I love beating the Nitwitty Kitties.


The Browns are still floating in their most exciting portion of the NFL year.

Always a real treat.



Boxing fans still buzzing over the Greatest Fight That Still Has Not Happened.That one I understand was a real nail filer.

If Canadian Sparrow does win the Belmont it will prove.....life is not fair.

I've been seeing Tale of Verve in a noodle film.He duplicates Victory Gallop's wonderful upset of the swine trained horse,Real Quiet.



But in the end it all comes back to the same thing:Big ol' pile o' money.... a human 50 feet from it.....and a poor animal standing in the way of that money.

Leaving the rest to your imaginations.



Rock on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-wUe5aEwHM

[Rileyoriley]

From Morty/Clyde:

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This is the last edition of the CLYDE&CLYDE Cleveland Sporty page.

Before the festival begins, I'll finish here now.



The Tribe and Cavaliers are proving us wrong.

If the Browns do the same.....it's best we are no longer around.

Good day.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jmd4OLzhQw0

[Pants II]

Zagnut House Party this Saturday...

https://youtu.be/VzgH1uwt9vU