ClydeVivor 2015 Anything Goes..........

[Arletta]

From Morty


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whoa!!


I have a HUGE preaky!

But not over the crab cakes;I hate crab cakes.

Must have been that hot Levi's evening gown Sighty wore.The one with all the yellow stitching and metal studs and that plunging neckline that goes all the way down to----just below her chin.





ANYWAYS!!....CLYDEFORM!! gives you:

EXTRAORDINARILY FINE ANALYSIS OF THE PREAKNESS....which follows the Derbyness and precedes the Belmontness.







1....CANADIAN SPARROW


Obviously not as good as advertised.

And boy was he advertised.


I may soon downgrade him to a Albanian Scare-a-crow.






Crinkle....


trash can






2....DUODENUM


The Behemoth will have lots of trouble navigating those extremely tight turns that Beyer always points out.

Although ah lllllove tight turns.

Oh my God....I better get off that thought right ricky ticky.



So ....no.





Crinkle....


trash can.






3....MR.Z



The goings on with this poor horsey over the last few days is mekin' me dizzy!!

The poor animal is probably thinking,"Oh no....not again."

BUT!....buttbutbutbut----it's beginning to make sense.



KEEPAH!






4....DAFFY DANNY













WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!






5....TALE OF MAIDEN SPECIAL WEIGHT


Well ya know....there are so many reason to like this horsey.

Until I saw his past performances.



Oh my God.




Oh let's make him a keepah, shall we?



WE SHALL!!


KEEPAH!!






6....HISBODISNOTASHOTASMINE


Oh well, don't feel bad.

You're one in so many.




nyyyooooooow!!



thud






7....DIVINING ROD


=:>



KEEPAH!!






8....TIRING LINE






Crink-EL!!


trash can





1....RHULAN ( my VERY nice horsey friend in yer Boomonty,Texas)
1A..DIVING ROD
2....MR.Z
3....TALE OF MAIDEN SPECIAL WEIGHT