Celeb Matches

Downthestretch55 · #1 12-08-2006, 11:52 AM

For Cali DT boarders...if you swing by Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott's digs, do a little haggling, you might just pick up some "bargains".
Who doesn't like "yard sales"?
http://people.aol.com/people/article...567839,00.html

Now that Tori is five months along, alnd luckily, Dean isn't questioning paternity, seems they want to move along.
Good luck to them!

pass the 90210 memorobilia

Downthestretch55 · #2 12-09-2006, 01:16 PM

Since George Clooney has found his "palm" on the party night with Danny D,
it only seems fair to find another celeb match with a "tree lover".
Today's features Bette (I'm wearing two pairs of undies) Midler.
Despite her rant about Brit showing the whole forest on more than a few occasions to all that like looking at trees, and especially bushes, it looks like Bette has forgotten her wild times in the "woods". Not for me to remind her.
So, today I'm matching her with her favorite maple, oak, or spruce.
Plant them deep, plant them often. Fertilize as needed.

http://extratv.warnerbros.com/v2/new...08/3/text.html

pass the saw dust

Downthestretch55 · #3 12-11-2006, 11:32 AM

Prince will be doing the halftime show at the Super Bowl this year.
So...hmmm who to match him with?
First thought went to Boy George and Culture Club...but nahh. Is the "community service" over yet?
Next came Pee Wee Herman....maybe take in a movie after.
Nahhh....
The Stones are a no also...after Mick's bad words last year, (and also one of the worst performances ever).
Then Janet Jackson came to mind. Prince and Janet Jackson...YES!!!
They drive up in a little red corvette to the stage. Prince (aka the "artist") hops out, doesn't open her door, runs up the steps to the stage at midfield.
He dons his strato and opens with a few hot licks.
Janet follows...expectantly.
He goes raunchy while Janet bumps around, hoping to join in the "duet".
He won't have it.
Finally, he goes close to her and grabs her leather mini. No wardrobe malfuntion this time! Prince rips it off her like taking off a glove that doesn't fit.
Since Janet is not shopping for the same undies that Brit (her "fashion adviser") isn't wearing either...it should be the "hit" of the show.
It will boost more than ratings!
http://www.cbc.ca/sports/football/st...wl-prince.html

After the show, Prince and Janet push some doorbells to deliver "Watchtower" tracts to the neighborhood.

pass them the mail so they can deliver the letters as well. Give the over worked postal folks a day off...so they can see the "game", and everything else.

brianwspencer · #4 12-11-2006, 01:09 PM

The Simple Life star Nicole Richie was arrested early Monday morning on suspicion of driving under the influence after the California Highway Patrol was notified of a car driving the wrong direction on a Los Angeles freeway.

The daughter of music legend Lionel Richie failed a field sobriety test according to CHP chief Michael W. Hiskey. “Our dispatch received several calls early this morning regarding a vehicle headed Northbound in the Southbound car pool lane. We absolutely do not tolerate citizens, whether they are famous or not, using our car pool lanes when driving alone. Ms. Richie was asked by the responding officer to perform a field sobriety test. Her failure to name the Constitutional amendment granting women the right to vote and her inability to name the capital of Kyrgyzstan made our officer suspicious of her sobriety. Had she just said ‘19th’ and ‘Bishkek,’ we likely would have sent her on her way. Those answers literally just roll off my tongue, here, watch – ‘19th, Bishkek, Bishkek, 19th, Bishkek.’ Having been put in such a position with a driver who is obviously too intoxicated to answer even the simplest of questions, our officer had no choice but to bring Ms. Richie in for testing.”

The CHP has stated that Richie’s test results would not be available until sometime Tuesday afternoon.

Richie had apparently spent the night partying at L.A’s ultra-trendy Spider Club. One celeb witness who contacted the CHP shed light on what led to the 91-pound Richie’s run-in with the law. “She was completely out of control all night. I saw her walking around with the same whiskey and diet coke all night. She was there for several hours, and everyone was telling her to stop drinking. But she insisted on having an entire drink. She was tripping everywhere and even spilled the last quarter of her drink on Mischa Barton's emaciated collarbone before she was asked to leave,” said fellow VIP Lisa Loeb.

Spider Club bartender Justin Guarini told sources that Richie had also stopped by his post on her way out. “She came up sloppy drunk asking for directions back to her house. She was irate, just like any perpetually filthy drunk would be, at having been asked to leave. I began to draw her a map on a napkin, but Nick Nolte interrupted me and told Nicole that he knew a faster way. She turned her back to me and took Nick’s map and stumbled out of the club.”

Celebrity reaction was mixed. Richie's The Simple Life co-star Paris Hilton said it was, "not hot." Her new party pal Britney Spears was overheard saying, "Come on y'all, I feel so bad for her y'all. Seriously y'all." On The View this morning, Rosie O'Donnell defiantly defended Richie. She told the audience, "This is obviously just another attempt by radical Christians to push their dangerous beliefs on the rest of us." And American Idol runner-up Clay Aiken shreiked, "OH MY GOSH GIRL, NO WAY!"

Richie’s publicist did not return a message left about the issue.

Downthestretch55 · #5 12-11-2006, 01:51 PM

Brian,
Excellent!
Wonder if the Bush family of driving instructors is involved?
http://elainemeinelsupkis.typepad.co..._clan_mem.html

pass the beer...Dang! If I can't sing, at least I can pound down a cold one!
What steering wheel?
What the "f" was that thump?

Downthestretch55 · #6 12-13-2006, 10:39 AM

So many possible matches today. Should I discuss nicole or Paris? Nahh.
Is Dubby and his foreign affairs adviser, Barney, tail wagger that he is, going to make me confirm that the current advice to ignore the voters' wishes that was expressed in November, is the "story"?....Nahh.
The Iraq study Group and the "negotiating" from Sandra Day? Nahh again.
They're ignored also.
Today's match...drum roll... is David (KKK) Duke and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
They seem to have had their hands under the table in Theran, elbows rythmically pumping, while they denied everything...including their hand shaking. Up and down, up and down. Jerking, jerking, jerking.
http://www.bayoubuzz.com/articles.aspx?aid=9098
Seems that now that Pinochet is in the ground (thankfully), and the one that's killing the hookers in Britain remains at large, Augusto is off the hook.
Could Benedict possibly be involved?
Will David (KKK) Duke become the new foreign policy advisor after Barney chokes on the milkbone?
Who knows?

pass the denial lotion, wrinkle remover, and bull ploppies

Downthestretch55 · #7 12-13-2006, 12:42 PM

Angelina seems to have a lot to read on her lately.
Who needs the Sunday NY Times when you have all that to read on her back?
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/lifesty...ent_757981.htm
Is it true that she has the first five books of the Bible tattooed to the inside of those gorgeous thighs? More to read...definitely worth studying!
So, maybe if Brad gets tired of his days in the "library", I can match her up with the door to my refrigerator. Plenty to read there as well.

pass the magnifying glass