ClydeVivor 2015 Anything Goes..........

[Rileyoriley]

I don't like anyone in this race so I'm going to push the "All but Bridgette (how can she possibly run with an enormous dupa???)"button.

[Sightseek]

I think Canadian Sparrow may be a Canadian Spaceship.

[Arletta]

From Morty


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Thank you for my trophy ,the awethome compliment and for not picking Bridgettes ENORMOUS Dupa.



The current top 5 for the K-Derby are listed below as well as the Oaks top 5.It should be made known.....I do not use Form and The Ninth Configuration for any of my picks at any time.

Also noted:I believe Stevie Hawking was wrong when he theorized...."Horserace handicapping is about the measurement and prediction of objects moving through space over a surface within a closed circuit."

I think he was drinking too much and really meant: "Slinging human bodies from a catapult and betting on the outcome is about the measurement and prediction of objects moving through space over a surface* within a closed circuit."

( *....The surface here is the ground as skidding distance is calculated onto the hurling distance.)






1....International Star
2....Frosted
3....Materiality
4....Tencendur
5....War Story
6....Keen Ice
7....Horsey to be named later
8....Ditto



1....Eskenformoney
2....Luminance
3....ForeverUnbridled
4....ByTheMoon
5....Feathered
6....Silver Pockets Full
7....Purchasing 2 extra lives here

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

I think Canadian Sparrow may be a Canadian Spaceship.

A Mortimer Response:

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!!OOOOOOOOOO!!



BUT....butbutbutbut----When a Canadian Spaceship makes SUCCESSFUL landing( not a CRASH landing) on Nova Scotia,well then he might be a consideration.

[Arletta]

From Morty



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Well.

Looks like we got ahselfs a new playah heah.










SIGHTYFORM!!----????






Anyhoo....it's time to revise the KFT5 by listing the KFB5:


1....Duodenum
2....Canadian Sparrow
3....OneUnluckyDane("unlucky" because he got stuck with baffert)
4....blechblechblech
5....Stanley
6....DaffyDannyMoon
7....The Carp
8....El Kaboom
9....Mudcabbage
10..UpSkirt




"He gulped enormous amounts of liquid purple heroin in the hope of offsetting the torturous banging brought about by iodine isotope induced radiation.This is not exactly a high recommendation to the average lab rat as conclusive results are yet to be ascertained.But if ENORMOUS counts....it looks like they will be favorable."



HUGE congratulations to Arletta and Deb-O-Deb.

For different reasons neither of which I am allowed to divulge.

This has nothing to do with ENORMOUS,by the by.



Is NoAdvantage aptly named,or what? Could any forum have more posts about nothing? Would any forum allow Tits? I think Tuskalos has to be an elephant.There is no other explanation.Has Dave Schwontz claimed to have been Miguel Cabrera's little league baseball coach yet?

HEY! Interview with a Professional Gambler II is on this week at NA!

I can wait!




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tUHmHaa2Mg



r u putzing around with the KD top four? Or just messing with who will win? Or maybe just the first 2 or 3? It's quite the abysmal mess,isn't it? Things might look so easy, but then you recall past KD's....and you should then think,"Oh my God.Why bother? Some horsey goes off like Palace Malice....and phwwwt! Or maybe no one used Rail Guard and Mine That Bird happens. Or a Point Given just doesn't feel like it today." It's all pretty nutty.But that's why you depend on CLYDEFORM!! Because CLYDEFORM!! will rescue you on those nutty race days.CLYDEFORM!! is also now proud to present ....baffertPROOFING!Yes, CLYDEFORM!! has taken into account those races where baffertness can well happen. Never again get stiffed by the biggest cheat this side of the IRS because YOUR CLYDEFORM!! is now baffertPROOF!




Well now what do I do?



I know that thanks to NA I am utterly used up in seeing terms like,"bank roll","klunk up","sample size"(God I hate this one!)....holy cow;I'm becoming addicted to taking pleasure in reading posts by the frozen,the dead and the stupid.Maybe that's why my subconscious has steered me to books about philosophy and physics.I hate philosophy and like physics but only in its elementary form.....like the apple hitting Newton's head.But ah have larnt the macro is really,really big and the micro is really,really small and philosophers don't care.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5arxGd_GPQ



I think someone on NT said the dwarf,Migliori,has been hot on UpSkirt to win the KD.This exemplifies why jockeys names are not found programmed into the smart phones of Mensa members.Those names are more likely to be found on the list of race track terrorists trigger words.



"If you are reluctant about stepping on toes,you will never be able to squirt anyone with mustard."



YOU SHOOK ME BABY!!


SO BURY ME!!!!






AMIGO'S!.....LET'S WENT!

[Arletta]

Originally Posted by Arletta

From Morty





r u putzing around with the KD top four? Or just messing with who will win? Or maybe just the first 2 or 3? It's quite the abysmal mess,isn't it? Things might look so easy, but then you recall past KD's....and you should then think,"Oh my God.Why bother? Some horsey goes off like Palace Malice....and phwwwt! Or maybe no one used Rail Guard and Mine That Bird happens. Or a Point Given just doesn't feel like it today." It's all pretty nutty.But that's why you depend on CLYDEFORM!! Because CLYDEFORM!! will rescue you on those nutty race days.CLYDEFORM!! is also now proud to present ....baffertPROOFING!Yes, CLYDEFORM!! has taken into account those races where baffertness can well happen. Never again get stiffed by the biggest cheat this side of the IRS because YOUR CLYDEFORM!! is now baffertPROOF!

Does CLYDEFORM factor in drafting? You know when one calculates the drag force in a horse race?

[Arletta]

From Morty



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Awethome question!!



And yes....yes it does!

You're familiar with this,I assume:"Horserace handicapping is about the measurement and prediction of objects moving through space over a surface within a closed circuit."

Absolutely "drag" is factored in.

It's sometimes referred to as "wind gravity."


We also make use of E-MC squared.One can infer from this;a fat horse has the potential to run further and faster than a skinny horsey and CLYDEFORM!! makes that calculation easy for the dumb ass....whoa!....I mean intelligent horsey player.

[Rileyoriley]

I am off for the weekend but just wanted to say that the headline for Saturday's edition of CLYDEFORM should read " GO SHARED BELIEF"!!!!!!!!!!!!

[OldDog]

Originally Posted by Arletta

From Morty

Absolutely "drag" is factored in.

Found my exacta