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Old 03-11-2015, 02:00 PM
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There is a horsey named Lawyer Clyde running in Oaklawn's first on Saturday.


I betcha he has the best business cards.
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Old 03-11-2015, 07:28 PM
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GEEEEZEEEE I almost forgot Happy Birthday Clyde !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 03-13-2015, 01:46 PM
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From Morty

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Good whateveritis Racing Fans.

First off,a HUGE shout out to one of several whales relying on CLYDEFORM!!....that chocolate eating Choctaw;TeePee McKay.Mr. McKay made use of Clydeforms strong buy sign on Jazillion Smiles the other day at Tampa Bay and received 130 for every two to win bet he made.

Next,large thumbs up to Arletta,Sighty and Deb-O-Deb for recognizing the deal with PayBob and baffert.Sighty, bet them's some real right nice biz cards that LawyerClyde's got...=;>


Ralph, Clyde's next birthday is March 16.3-11 was mine....and I am ----Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy.You can e-mail me at Mr. Mortimer Dexter Fowworthy@Mr. Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy.Mr. Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy.

Note the "Attention to" should be directed at Mr. Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy,of course.



I think we all know tomorrow is not only Pie day, but also MS. Longerie's birthday.Why don't we all surprise her tomorrow and hit her with multiple pies!

=:>





And so....being the obstinate rebellious snot that she is:




THE DEBBIE REB Exquisite Analysis!!



This analysis is by Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy.



(ENORMOUS!!)







1....THE TRUTH OR ELSE



Well you had to go and spoil it.

And I was going to make you a token keepah.



Crinkle....


trash can






2....MADEFROMLUCKYLOOKATYOUNOWLOOKATMENOWLOOKATYOU NOWLOOKATME



Long name.



but KEEPAHKEEPAH!!






3....TIZSORROWFULLYMEEK


....no....



Crinkle....


trash can






4....CANADIAN SPARROW



Not worthy of his number.

Another baffert mirage.




nyyyoooooooooooooooooooooooow!!



thud






5....BUZZING CONTEST



Rasputin sucks-----SHAMAN!!





WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRR!!!!






6....PAIDINFORMANT



In witness protection,so no.




Crinkle....


trash can






7....SAKIMA



Buenos Nachos!





Crink-EL!!


trash can






Number 2 to win.
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Old 03-14-2015, 11:56 AM
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There is a horsey named Lawyer Clyde running in Oaklawn's first on Saturday.


I betcha he has the best business cards.
but is he a mudder?
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Old 03-14-2015, 07:31 PM
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but is he a mudder?
He got third!

He must have worn his clear raincoat so his suit didn't get soiled.
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Old 03-14-2015, 09:09 PM
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He got third!

He must have worn his clear raincoat so his grey suit didn't get soiled.
FTFY
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Old 03-15-2015, 06:30 PM
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As lead reporter for CLYDEFORM! and PR Manager for The Belmonts (such wonderful people), I have fielded many requests by CLYDEFORM! readership to release CLYDEFORM!'s Kentucky Fried Top 5.

Clyde, your legion of fans await.
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Old 03-16-2015, 08:11 PM
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From Morty

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Someone wrote in code.I must address this:

Do you know of a good restaurant in LA??




SightyKins, thanks for keeping me aboo-bee'd----phooey----I mean abreast of the desires my legion of fan voice.






FanS.






But first,and you all know how much it hurts to say this,but Stanley Caris is back at it again.And what venue would be more appropriate than.....NoAdvantage.

Yes, Stanley had to knock off the annual raving about no Derby winner ever had RAN on the broodmare side.He has now found replacement voodoo;horses with Buckpasser X Factor do really,really well----if.


That's enough.Stanley still makes me sick!


And as if that isn't enough reason to dash off to the Vomitorium----GetSmartMan is back and touting,HUGE surprise,Duodenum and Canadian Sparrow!

The Vomitorium now demands reservations be made.




Now that those updates are done....CLYDEFORM'S!! Kentucky Fried Five:



1....FarFromOver
2....International Star
3....Texas Red
4....WarStory
5....ProspectPark
6....MadeFromLucky
7....Frammento



For the moment,anyway.
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Old 03-17-2015, 08:24 AM
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Now that those updates are done....CLYDEFORM'S!! Kentucky Fried Five:



1....FarFromOver
2....International Star
3....Texas Red
4....WarStory
5....ProspectPark
6....MadeFromLucky
7....Frammento



For the moment,anyway.
Off the Derby Trail Morty
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