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02-21-2015, 10:21 PM
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What's to like about Muslims?
Christianity is a splinter religion of Judaism. Islam is a splinter religion of Christianity. They basically have the same prophets. It's utterly hilarious that the Jews, Christians, and Muslims can't get along. They all buy into the same old fairy tales. Those people have everything in common. The Jews just don't love Jesus like the Muslims and Christians do. And the Jews and Christians don't love Muhammad like the Muslims do. Other than that, Christians are like the 1st cousins of Jews. And Muslims are like the 2nd cousins of Jews and 1st cousins of Christians. Stop arguing over your preposterous fairy-tales and try getting along. 
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02-22-2015, 08:27 AM
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I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said: "Stop. Don't do it."
"Why shouldn't I?" he asked. "Well, there's so much to live for!" "Like what?" "Are you religious?" He said: "Yes." I said: "Me too. Are you Christian or Buddhist?" "Christian." "Me too. Are you Catholic or Protestant?" "Protestant." "Me too. Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?" "Baptist." "Wow. Me too. Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?" "Baptist Church of God." "Me too. Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?" "Reformed Baptist Church of God." "Me too. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?" He said: "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915." I said: "Die, heretic scum," and pushed him off.
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02-22-2015, 08:49 AM
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“To compel a man to furnish funds for the propagation of ideas he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.” Thomas Jefferson
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02-22-2015, 02:31 PM
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02-22-2015, 03:30 PM
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 ...bet he didn't watch Faux news either
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"If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think" - Clarence Darrow, American lawyer (1857-1938) When you are right, no one remembers;when you are wrong, no one forgets. Thought for today.."No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong" - Francois, Duc de la Rochefoucauld, French moralist (1613-1680)
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02-22-2015, 03:35 PM
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Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren't very new at all. Abraham Lincoln
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02-22-2015, 04:14 PM
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 ...clicked on couple of Bachman's interviews
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"If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think" - Clarence Darrow, American lawyer (1857-1938) When you are right, no one remembers;when you are wrong, no one forgets. Thought for today.."No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong" - Francois, Duc de la Rochefoucauld, French moralist (1613-1680)
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02-22-2015, 03:30 PM
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[quote=Calzone Lord;1016834]What's to like about Muslims?
Christianity is a splinter religion of Judaism. Islam is a splinter religion of Christianity. They basically have the same prophets. It's utterly hilarious that the Jews, Christians, and Muslims can't get along. They all buy into the same old fairy tales. Those people have everything in common. The Jews just don't love Jesus like the Muslims and Christians do. And the Jews and Christians don't love Muhammad like the Muslims do. Other than that, Christians are like the 1st cousins of Jews. And Muslims are like the 2nd cousins of Jews and 1st cousins of Christians. Stop arguing over your preposterous fairy-tales and try getting along.[/QUOTE] 
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Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren't very new at all. Abraham Lincoln
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