ClydeVivor 2015 Anything Goes..........

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Arletta

From ~ Clyde



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Fave NA Thread Titles:


Official rye bread price thread

What's yer sperm count?

Who is baffert!

How do I know if I've been stiffed?

If all horses really were born in January,wouldn't that kill horse astrology?

Official Randy Sterling thread ( don't say anything)

Is the old cowboy star Tex Twitter really who started Twitter?

When did Maggie get turned out?

I only bet superfecta's cause I'm smard

Name a town where Just Thayin' was NOT employed as a cop

wud do you giys thing of the third raze at porx today?



If Cardvark is not doing a great job of making a fool of himself today, he is not doing his job.


Instead of saying,"I ran into this accomplished horseman and as fate would have it....he was looking to partner on a horse....", you say,"So I hire a new International Ops Manager and he sees my Santa Anita calendar on the wall and tells me that his former boss won the Kentucky Derby in 2010 (Animal Kingdom), and Breeders Cup and Dubai and Bev D (Euro Charlene)...I ask if I could buy the guy dinner to hear his stories.

As fate would have it, he was looking...."

....then you might be a blowhard.


And I'm not talking about Lease a Mower Otis.


Ending posts with "Cheers" makes me projectile vomit.



Don't let me bore you;these are just random thoughts.

(the above is not a random thought....it's a just thayin')


Let me make it clear that I am NOT notclyde.


"Driving car number 11 in this evenings sprint car race will be Mr. Arthur Garfunkel."





''I was High in the Himalaya's and Became the First Human to do Hash with Mr. Yeti"....the soon to be out book made during Brian Williams forthcoming 6 month vacay.



Hit songs by the Beatles ....had they been psychopaths:


I Saw Her Hanging There

I Want To Hold Your Head

PS I Hate You

I Threw Her Through the Bathroom Window

Expiration Day!

Come Apart

Leg Tripper

Eleanor Rigor Mortis

Got to Get You Outa My Life

Happiness is a loaded Smith&Wesson

I'm Happy Just to Dance on You

Do Not Let it Be

Please Mr. Coroner


Let's end it with a familiar STICKY(I don't know why u-tubey won't let just your choice song play anymore.The place is beginning to bug me.)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CTqSu84g7s

Long day at work Clyde but this made me laugh (alot!)

[Arletta]

From ~ Clyde


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Did Joseph Biden's little film clip from yesterday cause Daughters of the American Revolution---- in situ orgasms??

Did it cause female Mormons to scream,"BURY ME BABY!!"

What did Biden Dude say to Carter Babe?


Here ya go:


"Steffy,do you feel that? That's my ENORMOUS co.ck up against you,baby.I want to bite you.Later....call me."


Biden is such a rookie. I...ME,can give any hottie out there----eterrrnal life.Just like Dracula,only bettah.I am in complete confluence with my eterrrnal life giving jizz:My predator blood now flows into it.AND!---- It's also radioactive.Baby, you will not only have eterrrnal life----you will experience copious,full body and EXTREMELY HOT orgasms that will last for HOURS.





And I ,too, have an ENORMOUS co.ck.

=:>

ENORMOUS.







Doesn't Pink Floyd sound like a sexual disease?

A large constrictor snake with a cell phone is a telethon.

If twats tweeted,wouldn't they be more likely twatting?

T'wat,exactly,is going on here?

Picture a penal institution.Who are its inhabitants?Is it a prison for bad penis'?Doesn't that noodle image look funny?

Can you imagine a pud in solitary confinement?

Isn't that so sad?

Did the name Milk Duds come from girls with teeny tiny boo bees?

Do you think Steffy must have had nice buttocks and that's what attracted White Out to her on that stage?

Will Biden be known as the Great Fornicator?

Nurses and female Docs love touching me.I have a beautiful mind in a beautiful body.The blood taking nurses all say I'm better than Dracula.They love touching my pud.I know thy want it:Eterrrrnal life.

Doesn't Biden look like he is Eddie Haskell grown up?

I store my lock deicer safely in my car.

- 30 degree wind chills tonight here in Kent,Ohio.That's what it feels like on Ohio skin.

It's more like -75 degrees on Texas skin.

Mountain skin=55 degrees.Plus side of zero.

You know, I think Carter's wife was digging Biden's sexual overtures.

What until Ashton sees that for himself.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edtl5W4XNLk

[Rileyoriley]

"Doesn't Biden look like he is Eddie Haskell grown up?"


Now that you mention it-YES!




Will we be getting the Clydeform for The Fountain of Fruit???

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

"Doesn't Biden look like he is Eddie Haskell grown up?"


Now that you mention it-YES!




Will we be getting the Clydeform for The Fountain of Fruit???

I would like to see them for the Whizzen Star too.

[Arletta]

From ~ Clyde

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Deborah shall receive a stern spanking for mislabeling:


The FOUNTAIN OF EWETH----brought to you by The Pennsylvania Mountain Fellers!





1....JUAN&BINA IN A BOB&JOHN SUIT



Back again,aye boys?






Crinkle....


trash can






2....BLUEGRASS SINGER


Songs even raccoons hate.




Crinkle....


trash can






3....FRAGMMENTO



Uhm, is deja vu happening here?


He failed me last time out;no second chances




Crinkle....


trash can






4....


So awful the name,my fingers did not want to type it.


VERY bad!




Crinkle....


trash can






5....IT'S A SPLIT DECISION


ssssssssssssssssso close!!




Crink-EL!....


trash can






6....FROSTED TIP


Perhaps frosted tips CAN be raced.



Keepah!






7....UPSKIRT


Deja vu is definitely happening....again.


For me,too much cow bell.



Crinkle....


trash can






8....DANNY BOY


Brother of John Boy.

Far too hickish.


....no....



Crinkle....


trash can








FROSTED TIP to win.

[Arletta]

From ~ Clyde


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Oh my GOD!!

"The WHIZZEN STAR"



!!!!!!!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!


(For that 20 pie work....SightyPooKins gets to stand in front of White Out Biden.)





1....ST. JOE BIDEN



snarf!!!!





nyyyyyyyyyyoooooow!!!!


thud






2....TIZNOT RJ



Well then who in God's name tiz it?

Really dumb.



Crinkle....


trash can






3....MUFF


Interesting to see if her and Frosted Tip ever hook up.

Other than that.....no.



Crinkle....


trash can






4....JS BLECH


Well there ya go.



Crinkle....


trash can






5....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vW-JYsF3xHI


Nifty,good beat,but..... Brown Sugah couldn't dance to it.




Crinkle....


trash can






6....WAR STORY



Keepah!







7....HERO OF HUMOR


Keepah!






8....KEEN ICE


5th in the Alaskan Derby last time out .


Ah don't thank so.



Crinkle....


trash can






9....BIG BIG EASY



Tits;of NoAdvantage

They don't come no easier.






whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !!!!






10....CLY----UPS!!....I mean : INTERNATIONAL STAR


YAH-HOO-HOO!!!!



KEEPAH - KEEPAH!!








1....INTERNATIONAL STAR
2....WAR STORY
3....HERO OF HUMOR






































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[OldDog]

L - O - Quint, and informative, sometimes excessively so, but nevertheless... Fine werk!

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Arletta

From ~ Clyde


================================================== ===

Oh my GOD!!

"The WHIZZEN STAR"



!!!!!!!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!


(For that 20 pie work....SightyPooKins gets to stand in front of White Out Biden.)





1....ST. JOE BIDEN



snarf!!!!





nyyyyyyyyyyoooooow!!!!


thud






2....TIZNOT RJ



Well then who in God's name tiz it?

Really dumb.



Crinkle....


trash can






3....MUFF


Interesting to see if her and Frosted Tip ever hook up.

Other than that.....no.



Crinkle....


trash can






4....JS BLECH


Well there ya go.



Crinkle....


trash can






5....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vW-JYsF3xHI


Nifty,good beat,but..... Brown Sugah couldn't dance to it.




Crinkle....


trash can






6....WAR STORY



Keepah!







7....HERO OF HUMOR


Keepah!






8....KEEN ICE


5th in the Alaskan Derby last time out .


Ah don't thank so.



Crinkle....


trash can






9....BIG BIG EASY



Tits;of NoAdvantage

They don't come no easier.






whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !!!!






10....CLY----UPS!!....I mean : INTERNATIONAL STAR


YAH-HOO-HOO!!!!



KEEPAH - KEEPAH!!








1....INTERNATIONAL STAR
2....WAR STORY
3....HERO OF HUMOR






































© 2015 Microsoft Terms Privacy & cookies Developers English (United States)

Keen Ice for me!!!

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Arletta

From ~ Clyde

================================================== =

Deborah shall receive a stern spanking for mislabeling:


The FOUNTAIN OF EWETH----brought to you by The Pennsylvania Mountain Fellers!





1....JUAN&BINA IN A BOB&JOHN SUIT



Back again,aye boys?






Crinkle....


trash can






2....BLUEGRASS SINGER


Songs even raccoons hate.




Crinkle....


trash can






3....FRAGMMENTO



Uhm, is deja vu happening here?


He failed me last time out;no second chances




Crinkle....


trash can






4....


So awful the name,my fingers did not want to type it.


VERY bad!




Crinkle....


trash can






5....IT'S A SPLIT DECISION


ssssssssssssssssso close!!




Crink-EL!....


trash can






6....FROSTED TIP


Perhaps frosted tips CAN be raced.



Keepah!






7....UPSKIRT


Deja vu is definitely happening....again.


For me,too much cow bell.



Crinkle....


trash can






8....DANNY BOY


Brother of John Boy.

Far too hickish.


....no....



Crinkle....


trash can








FROSTED TIP to win.

Will go with your pick on this one!

And Artic North in the Mac Turf race.