Anybody hear any good jokes lately?

[Arletta]

A blonde describing her recent window replacement with a friend.

Last year, I replaced, like, all the windows in my house with those
expensive, double-pane,energy-efficient kind.
Today, I, like, got a call from the contractor who installed them.
He complained that the work had been completed a year ago. and I still
hadn't, like, paid for them. OMG! Hellooo... Just because I'm blonde doesn't
mean that I'm, like, automatically stupid.
So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me last year --
that these windows would, like, pay for themselves in a year.
Hellooo? It's been a year, so they're, like, paid for, I told him.
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung up.
He never called back.
I bet he felt like an idiot.