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01-25-2015, 10:25 PM
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From ~ Clyde
================================================== ===== It's really nice being in a brand new Debbie contest. There I go again. Anyhoo....I am wondering if any of the posters in the Tamp Bay Reunion thread have ever heard of Facebook. Just thayin'. Thank our lucky's they are not tweeting here,too. Anyways!!....Believe it or not, more interesting things are happening than the Worst Dressed Tourist in Floria Contest.Another KD approaches and countless 3 year olds are candidates to win it.February 1st begins the one week Grifter Convention which shall be held at the parking lot of Walmart in Kent.The Grifter of the Year will announced on February 2nd.If it isn't Taylor Marie,then I would not want to meet the winner. More PLE's: "Look at everything as though you were seeing it either for the first or last time." Well don't look at me. "He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but rejoices for those which he has." I don't think baffert wrote that one. "It is every man's obligation to put back into the world at least the equivalent of what he takes out of it." Public "servants" ,I feel sorry for them.They have a lllllllllong road to hoe. "Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up." Or if they're in the Tampa Bay Reunion thread.----=:> "Life is like a mirror, we get the best results when we smile at it." BLECH!! "If you are going through hell, keep going." keepah-keepah!! And now, hour STICKY MUSIC!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzAO9A9GjgI In closing,remember----if ever you find yourself a stranger in a strange land amongst creatures who cannot be explained away;not to worry.You are merely momentarily trapped in Tampa Bay....among those bearing Legionnaire's Disease. Uhm.....maybe you should worry. ADIOS AMIGOS!! 
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01-27-2015, 03:49 PM
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From Still alive ~ Clyde
 ================================================== =========== Thank you SightyPooKins for my trophy and huge ,toothy grin face.I enjoy being recognized for my exemplary work. I do feel as though many more of these awards should come, but the vast majority of my legion of fan....make that fanS....are either very shy or lack courage. ANYWAYS!!---- Is "by the grace of God" a hard and fast rule? Does "space junk" break the law ;"what goes up must come down"....? Why can not a stent be used to clear mental blocks? Shall meteorologists predictions be granted a "may be off by 90-100%" annotation? These are but a few of the challenges standing before manselfish as we head into the merry month of February.This is the only month lasting under 30 days;even in a leap year.Its name comes from the Latin term "februum" ( do not confuse this with redrum) which means"purification."It is OK to pronounce it as "FebROOary" or just FebUary."I don't know why January isn't Janruary nor why February isn't just Febuary.It seems like it would be fine to also pronounce January as JanROOary. But it's not. "When choosing up sides without captains,don't anoint yourself as one.The sides will choose themselves." -Albert Einstein "Remember,Jesus will not walk amongst us as an international personality.He will be an unemployed carpenter or maybe a homeless person.One things for shore :He will be noting who be naughty or nice." -Loam Chumpsky God these philosophical quotes are driving me nuts. I am trying to put into order the most important parts which make up a "hottie." I think this: 1....Legs 2....Face 3....Dupa 4....Boo Bee's The 3 year old that wins this years KD most likely has yet to win a race. If you had the little c in your little prostate and your medicine man was Dr. Cistti,would you not ask for the availability of Dr. Tumorski? Honest, these things only happen to me. The infamous grifter,Taylor Marie,has yet to reappear....although I know she will.The former stripper who now trims the excess off rubber products( ya really can't buy stuff like this) has to make sure the well has dried up.Let me tell you;she's really,really good at what she does. Red Boarding is applicable to the dice tables and roulette wheel.Just because you got soaked at the races, and that can be confirmed,doesn't mean you can lie about that which is not possible to be confirmed. Since Belichik is a proven horrid loser and cheater and BIG LIAH(just ask New York and Parcells) and will use every angle and stretch rules never before stretched and keeps his nose into every aspect of the game and dump his wife after many years for a baffert like HO....does anyone really think he had nothing to do with Air-Be-Gone???? What a despicable rodent. Speaking of despicable rodents,when will the Breeders Cup Classic become the Breeders Cup Vlasic----brought to you by the Pickle People!! That would top the Kentucky Derby presented by YUM! God that is so awful,although I could put a girl's name in front of YUM! and it would be a WHOLE lot spicier....and truer SAY!!!....Speaking of sour pickles.....snarf!!....sssssso funny-----I'll bet Tits' ***** tastes like sour pickles, bet ya.NoAdvantage would know. rolling an' laughing!! I am ssssssssso amusing!! Maybe that's why he's such a nasty plumb bob.....=:> Oh gosh.Now what? Perhaps a STICKY MUSIC link? Why, of course! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sGy_-p_sVE And finally (STOP IT!)...I----ME, has a black shirt with a classic rendering of Gary Moore in ELECTRIC blue on my chiseled torso front side.This goes with my A#1 blues collection of more Moore's,Rory Gallagher and the ABB. And they all sniff like BURY ME BABY!!!! AMIGOS! AVANTI!!!!
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01-29-2015, 09:45 PM
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"Remember,Jesus will not walk amongst us as an international personality.He will be an unemployed carpenter or maybe a homeless person.One things for shore :He will be noting who be naughty or nice."
-Loam Chumpsky So Jesus is also Santa Claus????  Will we be getting one of your very fine analysis of the Tampa Bay Derby? Tomorrow at GP, I like Presto Magic in race 9. Will box with Catfight Cowgirl.
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02-01-2015, 05:56 PM
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Never mind. Was the Sam Davis and already run. My mistake.  Next week-The Donald Trump at GP?
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02-05-2015, 08:22 PM
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From ~ Clyde
======================================= Miss D.O.D.----I would not have done the Sam Davis anyway.I found it dreadful.Also,I have discovered the Tampa Bay Derby is held at Tampa Bay. I hate Tampa Bay and shan't be doing that one either. Gud wun on the Trump;do it tomorrow. Sporty Fans,the horsey biz is like any other biz;one hears an abundance of bullshit.It is up to the customer or fan to house such talent as to determine what is bullshit and what is real.Everyone is selling something.That "something" is usually going to be....bullshit.Assuming one is not a gardening enthusiast;why pay for bullshit? Why kiss up to bullshitters? Does this not make you a bullshitee? And,as if there is not enough bullshit being slung around....we have the ever growing popularity of Fucl<FaceBook and and Twitter.Twitter being aptly named for its members----twits.Now its not just volumes of bullshit anymore,but a huge pinch of completely worthless redundancies.What a swell mix. Thoreau was so ahead of his time. It's almost as if he knew this "social revolution" was coming. What better way to dump the nonsense than to move away from it? In the forest you will hear real tweeting,as it was meant to be.FF Book becomes your diary.A man once pretended he was a tree talking to another tree and said,referring to axes being marched with bad intent into a forest...."At least the handles are one of us." That,to me....is so far reaching in its innuendo. Let us now have a few more Personal Life Enhancements: "The machine that feeds you is the same machine that eventually eats you." All time fave of mine. "If you desired to change the world,where would you start?With yourself,or others?" It's not that hard. Enough with the PLE's. Let us do the fine pre race analysis for the Sad Rodeo Stakes: But first....this will be played at my funeral,although I won't have a funeral. Maybe just hum it when my death is official.ALL of them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmsRFrN97ek And so....... 1....FUCL<ERTUNITY The sole horsey in this trained by that worthless cheating slug;----baffert. It will be interesting to see how he might assault Shared Belief;especially from gate one.I'm sure that whinning,schmoozing drug dealer baffert will think of something. This will be fun! WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! 2....TONTO Jay Silverheels is NOT in the saddle. No shot. Crinkle.... trash can 3....YOUKNOWIKNOWANDSODOESFIDO wuff!! Crunkle.... trash can 4....IMPAIRED Ant hill destroyer. Crinkle.... trash can 5....SHARED BELIEF DOUBLE KEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH!!!! 6....FUNHOUSE SLIDE Oh boy. NO! Crinkle.... trash can 7....BOZO Blech. Crink-EL!.... trash can 8....CALIFRONIA ALUMINUM Too many cheaters and cowards in this race....Goddammity. Crinkle.... trash can 9....BETA SLOTH Step into the vaporization chamber,please. poof Shared Belief to win.
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