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01-15-2015, 05:44 AM
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A final post by ~ Clyde
================================================== =============== This will be my last post here in Miss Longerie's Contest Room. I didn't say that right. It will be my last post anywhere, but I chose to put it in Miss Longerie's Contest Room.I know I have said this many times before.Big deal.This time ,it's real. Everything must eventually come to it's end.I am one of those things.No one wants to believe I'm dying and that's just fine with me.I have the little c in my little prostate and the hospital doctors don't care either.I am scheduled to have uranium 235 rods inserted, but they are in no hurry to do so.This tells me something:I don't think they like me.I could have opted to spend an hour in a nuclear reactor, but there is some risk involved.This could be done right away,but I have reason to believe that's only because they want me dead. No skin off my nose. They don't know some of the actions they have performed on me to date have turned me into the greatest Dracula who ever lived forever. I promise hotties I will give them ''eterrrnal life",but in a way no Dracula ever has performed. Guess what that performance is? A hint: I don't bite them-----anywhere. (=;>)I'll leave the rest to your imaginations. Oh----Debbie,glad I could help you with your sax problem. Oh my God. I meant;with your tax problem.That book was so popular ,it outsold Dave Schwontz's : "Uh,look....There Are No Refunds." I have learned much in horsey racing.I think all that knowledge culminates in my ability to realize anyone who thinks PayBob was not purposely sent with instructions saying ,"Uh,look....take him DI-rectly to the front and as near the rail as you can.I don't care who's in the way.Well, I do....and that's the point! "----is a kumquat. At best. It may interest many of you too know I am trying to lose a young female "waif" who is better than AbeyGail ever thought she could be.This girl is GOOOOOOD.She thinks of lies to cover her lies before I can even follow her lies about her lies.And when I start following them....she lies some more about not lying about not lying when she is lying!! I'd say heroin is the culprit here. It's kind of hard to let someone out at a gas station for gum or something....and they're gone 10 -12 minutes....and come back,and act like trying to flick cigarette ashes out the car window is the most challenging physical performance ever invented;something that requires almost inhuman hand/eye coordination.It should not take 20 minutes to flick an ash.And they are nodding in a very demonstrative way while performing this incredible feat. I don't know why I'm a magnet for these types.I must have "Ultimate Sucker" written on my back. I do have to make a brief final appearance in the Cleveland Sporty Page as millions of my fans left congratulatory notes for me and I cannot let them go unthanked. But that's all so this really,really is my last entry. I'm sniffing really hot perfume right now. Yow. The stuff is really good. Only there's no hottie here. Perhaps I got a guide for the afterlife who is a hot girl and she is trying to communicate with me.Oh poo----she's probably an afterlife grifter.Told ya I attract 'em like a magnet. Boy do I wish I could take NoAdvantage with me.I can't believe there's anything that good in what's next.Oh my God-----what if Dave Schwontz meets the newbe's at the gate?I can't think like that.Awful! He probably would try to sell his "LOW" software upon entry. God that perfume is like sssssssso hot!! Let's take a STICKY MUSIC break,shall we? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kieL0w1adBc I sniff it again! Holy cow. Anyhoo----let's remember,if it doesn't happen in a commonplace way;this becomes an anomaly.There is no reason,not to worry.Anomalies happen.No need to investigate a thing.And thyroxine is good.Yes, it is good.It's the very finest anomaly out there.So are skating rinks.Anyone who enjoys skating and owns 4 legs will really enjoy it.It is also one of the finest anomaly's out there;well that and low level claiming races. Anomaly's are good for us and everyone shall enjoy them. It's not to worry time! Let's have more STICKY MUSIC!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi7kzGeOWpw I thimply must thank Arletta evah so much for her pastey work.I know she ( like Debbie,MediumRun and Old Wuffie) is breathing a big sigh of relief----UPS!-----I mean is hoping she can continue pasteying for me, but alas.....this is the last one. Do you 'ememer the Cozy DoorYard,Franklin CAH----SOL,-ALAN'S- Room and Snowy Woods? Boy were those fun.Ya just can't buy stuff like that.Really can't. Am I boring you? Are you shore? Well OK....I'll continue.Stop me if I get windy. Ever have a song that puts you back into an exact moment of time....and you can almost relive it?Here's a STICKY for ya then: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0o7BwblazjQ I've been sitting on my leg and now it's asleep. I'm an interesting guy,aye? But maybe I just bored it to death. HEY! Calculatah won the Scam!! I like the guy.American Obama and Duodenum....no. I should have been a race caller: "And they're off! Wait a minute....no they're not.That was my alarm clock.WHOA! Now they're off! The lead is grabbed by....God they're going REALLY fast! Uhm, that's Cool Breeze racing along the rail....no it's not.Isn't Cool Breeze #4? Maybe not.It might be him leading.Anyhoo----here comes another horsey! Oh gosh, that's number 4 and it's not Cool Breeze. What the fucl< is Cool Breeze's number? OK...uh....boy they are really,really fast.They appear to be coming up on that far turn.Gosh there's 6 horsey's in this race! Looks like 12! Oh look! 7's got the lead now.THAT'S Cool Breeze. YA BABY! 4 is next, followed by yer 3 ,6 ,2,5 and yer 1.....whoever they are.HEY! There's 7 horses in this thing!! Ah dunno.Oh wow!!.....they're almost done! Wait. They are done. They're slowing down is how I know, but now I can't tell who won because they're all bunched up.I'm pretty shore it was 4, who is.....uh.....My Honey Clyde.Oh my gosh! The tote board says it's a 3 way photo for first! This is like so exciting! Ah wonder who won? Let's watch. Should be fun. YOW! It was Rory's Rocket!....number 6! How in God's name did that happen? I know I lost him ----somewheres. Stay tuned racing fans.The NYRA ANOMALY STAKES is coming right up!" I would have been good at that. Know what? Even I'm getting bored now.I can really pass some time,huh? I think this disembodied perfume is giving me erotic sleepy tunes.I can't wait to go to sleep!! I feel a noodle film coming on!! Does that sound, krey-zee? "Well ya know"....ever see Kevin Spacey imitate Walken? You should. And people think I'M weird. I really think this about does 'er for me. May you all have your One Day because I sure got fucl<ed outta mine. spit! I'm kidding,really.Have been so lucky.Just one very,very lucky guy and wish everyone could have been or will be as fortunate as me. So here ya go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At3FH01FlWU googlies!!
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01-15-2015, 11:39 AM
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What is the point of leaving? If not here who will silently nod along and approve of your noodle pictures? Will you be happy painting them for no one? If a short and average man with a heart three times too large dances in a room and fills it till it should explode with joy is he not still dancing alone? Kindly rethink this finality thing. No not that part of it as that is a game of chance. The staying around bit. While the cah sol is abandoned and the woods may not be snowy presently there are other places that have yet to be seen, lived, experienced... no? You would deny us that? Why? To what end? For a final farewell? Will you not look back? Do not say goodbye when it is not goodbye because the only results of that is no one feels any joy at all and what is the point? PS - I continue to read this thread ass-backward and so have no clue what I have missed.
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01-15-2015, 06:43 PM
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01-18-2015, 09:42 AM
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From "you know who"
================================================== ==== It is my sincere pleasure to return when I said I would not,knowing how dumb I look. But this is special. =:> Not only did the vast majority of voters validate the opinions of the fair and open minded in regard to the BCC,but they did it-----smartly. Exhibit I: 143 California Chrome 53 Main Sequence 36 Bayern 15.5% I move baffert stables be renamed ,The Island of Dr. Moreau. And with the fine trainer of CC in mind: "Winners never cheat and cheaters never win." HOORAY FOR KARAMAZOV!!
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