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12-17-2014, 08:55 PM
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So far:
Arletta-$34 Alan-$8.90 TMW-0 Miss Longerie-$470.60 Mr. Espar Igus-$20.40
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12-18-2014, 05:52 AM
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A jingle from ~ Clyde
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Today is the race pick day for Mr. Otto Bodyman. Otto will be selecting at the MMMMMMMAH-VLUS!! Mahoning Circle of Fun for Saturday. Race 8....Horse I'd Most Like to Find in my Stocking- #10,Sing The Blues Horse that actually likes fruitcake- #7,Alley Sprout Horse that really wanted to be a reindeer- #5,Love Bunny Horse that really wanted to be a dentist-#9,Giggle Fit Horse that drank too much eggnog and will have trouble finding the finish line-#11,Blond Warrior In that Elvis thread down in Schizoteric,first song.....the Letterman Show. Is that Randy Sterling playing the flute? If baffert does run those 4 horses at SharedBelief, it will be :One for the gate, one for the first turn,one for the second turn, one for the win and SharedBelief ;the only without sin. Whack 'im and run 'im wide twice;now baffert's done it to him thrice. And Andy Beyer and his minions will see no evil. Friends,it's time to take the blinkers off. Is there a way? Can we keep it real here? Or must we call in....The Real Don Steele? The rank sniff still lingers from the BCC. baffert phones Stewards and then forgets what he was going to say!!? How much more of baffert are we going to take?You know,The Doctor;specializing in thyroid treatment.Even when the thyroid needs no treatment.Him and his sidekick,Nurse Ratchet....have got to go.I think even Satan is sick of seeing his sorry dupa. if i said to you, crinkle your nose and make me high.... would you dapple your skin and drink merhigh would you lotus your legs and bare your chest or simply tell me to picture this you know what's wrong with trying to do a poim after battling phone co's. and computer co's. for 3 weeks to a positive resolution, only to have your furnace go out at 12:30 AM and it's 28 STINKING degrees outside!!?? THAT'S what's wrong. I need StickyMusic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkuGtF4T9vI I think now you need sticky Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myip...ALtGavW0jfyeVK I was born on a side road far from here While the town was burning out my dark window I was crowned with a cage of cold barbed wire And my bottle I keep with me even till now Curse my pain, curse the sunrise every dawn Those sidewalks ran me ragged, those cracks my only guide Long for midnight, long for darkness sweet release Beg the alleys for your endless time to cease Screaming blackbird on my shoulders Mark my nearness to his youth Left my senses reeling as he cried, "I understand you" (Sweet release, sweet release) Try the handle, try the doorway, try the path Try to enter, to enter and to find some solace there, there In this clearing, you'll find nothing but a song Give it breath, give it sunshine and with you it will belong, belong It will whisper, it will stir a gentle breeze, its hands are your hands They will take you where you please, if you please Will you choose to be gentle? It's just your life whatever you feel Are we blind for a reason or is it just to make it real, real? (Sweet release, sweet release) Show me do, give me seashells for my ears Tell your neighbors and forgive them for their fears (Sweet release, sweet release, sweet release) Say....what about you? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCCHb6PSPS0 And this one is for all my psychopath friends: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSWUWPx2VeQ I have zebra poop in my Christmas stocking. Fucl<age.
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12-20-2014, 10:01 PM
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Total-$8.60
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12-20-2014, 10:06 PM
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So far:
Arletta-$34 Alan-$8.90 TMW-0 Miss Longerie-$470.60 Mr. Espar Igus-$20.40 Mr. Otto Bodyman$8.60 Rileyoriley-$22.80 Sighty-$194 Herky-0 MMSC-to be determined!!!
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12-21-2014, 09:13 AM
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Sadly, they were all quite pleased with themselves. 
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12-22-2014, 06:18 PM
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Sightypoo I told you only 1/2 a shroom is plenty 
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12-22-2014, 08:11 PM
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A post it note from ~ Clyde
================================================== ===== Medium Rare Flog is back. I wish he'd get rare. He might consider being amusing,too. I do know this feller.He's an 8th grade Field Trip Teacher/Tour Guide ,primarily instructing Artesian Wells.Some day ,they may allow him to teach humans.As a youngster he wore led shoes and grew a dense crew cut as it was his aspiration to become a pencil. Oddly enough,he's a born again reincarnate. We once were friends,until he joined Hari Krishna. They ruined someone who would have made a great pencil. Sal Monpatti would enjoy taking a shot in tomorrows 6th at The Mahonings Ten Cents A Ride or Ride ALL DAY for only One Dollar : HO's....whoa!!...I meant horse I'd Most Like to Find in my Stocking-#1,Starship Streaker Horse that actually likes fruitcake- #3,Lady Panther Horse that really wanted to be a reindeer-#4,Lonnie Bell Horse that really wanted to be a dentist-#5,DogTooth Violet Horse that drank too much eggnog and will have trouble finding the finish line-#8,Amazing Light I got and have mailed the leaders of ISIS and Taliban each a copy of The Satanic Verses for Merry Christmas!! They are going to be so surprised! "Life is what we make it, always has been, always will be." -Baron Fronkenshtein “Live everyday like it’s your last day on earth” and who wrote that one? Why....– Unknown!! Is that contrast,or what? “Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others. Unsuccessful people are always asking, What’s in it for me?” – Former Egyptian Pharaoh,Barack Obama “Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible' ” -PT Barnum “The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me.” -The Giant,Goliath “Don’t be afraid to stand for what you believe in, even if that means standing alone..” -No. 1 Michigan Vulvarenes Fan ( anonymous) STICKY MUSIC!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNSy...=RDsNSygqogpls NON STICKY MUSIC!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdumHkqvF-U A barber's pole makes more sense than GenuineCrazyLady. And I think Daffy Danny IS a barber's pole! Yow. Anyone catch The Futility at Lost Alamitos? Hiring Line,Duodenum and Mrs. Z in a near 3 way dead heat.You can scratch all 3 from serious derby contention.Keep this in mind.And don't think this all points to baffert's horsey-----Barrack Obama, because it most certainly does not. Time to jump into the Starship!! UP ,UP AND AWAAAAAY!!
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12-23-2014, 09:57 PM
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Total-$31.40
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12-23-2014, 06:15 PM
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A Festivus note from ~ Clyde
================================================== ========= 'Tis the time to be jolly....aye? Why? Why is this the time to be jolly and no other time warrants jolliness? Are you "jolly" over Jesus' birth or is it the trappings of Santa Clausness? I think;the latter.For one,Jesus was not born December 25 but on February 29.The main reason,though,is whether or not you believe in Santa Claus----many,many of you do not believe in Jesus.The edge Santa does have here is he brings presents.....and God knows we are a very selfish bunch. There's also the enormous amounts of alcyhol consumed during this holiday period.Lots of fucl<ing is happening too.Mostly by married couples who are really into the spirit of receiving jolliness.This Giddy Period has nothing to do with the celebration of Jesus' birth and everything to do with playing out Casino. It's amazing to me the Easter Bunny doesn't get a cameo appearance during the Giddy Period.He's another fun guy having nothing to do with the holiday he stole from Jesus (the one in reverent celebration of his resurrection). Do you begin to see this? The two biggest religious holidays of the year( for Christians,of course.....hey! they do it best!) in recognizing the birth and reanimation of Jesus and what do we do? We declare it's a time to get your jollies,spend tons of money,inhale alcyhol,screw other married people----and later we will give huge amounts of chocolate supplied by the giant bunny and hide boiled eggs we have disfigured! Is thus nuts,or what? I'm not a googlie.I do not believe in the Bible. But MAN!! This is insane. See it's hypocrisy;feel it's sacrilege. Celebrate reality. Realize what a dork baffert is.Can his bulbous jowls get any more chipmunky?Let us not pay homage to false gods.Let us ,if we believe they really exist...put out a Hunt&Kill on Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny for they are only shills and puppets of the Corporate HO's.They both sold out Jesus in succumbing to an admirable crossing of their palms. Do not be jolly:Be cynical. And anti prodigal. And logical. STICKY MUSIC!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQfjIw3mivc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfApBz4_XQk
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12-23-2014, 09:58 PM
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So far:
Arletta-$34 Alan-$8.90 TMW-0 Miss Longerie-$470.60 Mr. Espar Igus-$20.40 Mr. Otto Bodyman$8.60 Rileyoriley-$22.80 Sighty-$194 Herky-0 MMSC-0 Sal Monpatti-$31.40
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Hillary Clinton 2016: The "Extremely Careless" Leadership America Needs!
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12-26-2014, 09:53 AM
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Final Scores:
Arletta-$34 Alan-$8.90 TMW-0 Miss Longerie-$470.60-WINNAH!!!   Mr. Espar Igus-$20.40 Mr. Otto Bodyman$8.60 Rileyoriley-$22.80 Sighty-$194 Herky-0 MMSC-0 Sal Monpatti-$31.40 Teryka-$10.40
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12-26-2014, 09:33 PM
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A Night cap from ~ Clyde
================================================== ====================== Well ya know....it's time to congratulate one of the personalities of that Management Bitch----Deb-O-Deb. She really destroyed the field with her Miss Longerie's picks. Personally,having spent more than a night or two with Longerie....I can say:If you think her picks are hot,you should see her dance to Bull Frog Blues. Anyhoo,could Medium Rare Flog now be Well Done? It is unclear as of this typing.I do have one message for him: Shut up Bogs. Uh.... have you noticed the "lost" overhead view of the BCC start ,in the Padlock.Are there some kind of new findings to be gained? Ya got me.Maybe it's an embarrassingly awful attempt at influencing the Eclipse voters?? Ah dunno. Speaking of Shared Belief's mugging----he did win that Malibu thing today.Of course, there was no steward's holding things up after the race by calling for a "bafferty".I was plumply pleased to see baffert's come in 3,4....and last. HA-HA!! Are you going to die in 2015? r u shore? I know I'm shore not shore that I won't. In fact,I probably will.(STOP THAT APPLAUDING THIS INSTANT!!) But it's no big deal.baffert happens.Hey; SaliChrome, the poster here, is starting up again.Bad enough with his nincompoopence over at NA.Must we have to live through it here too?The guy is great for "woulda's" and "shoulda's" when it comes to California Aluminum.Next he'll be claiming CA could have won his first 6 races or so if only he'd have finished first.Just wait.The Jihad Scientist will be here soon....and then,youknowwho. Keep it real.....and give 'em steel.
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12-29-2014, 09:35 AM
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I wanted to thank you all for a great year of Clydevivor, and especially to our wonderful DebODeb for her generosity, time and humor.
 May 2015 be bettah for one and all!
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12-29-2014, 08:54 PM
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What a great year indeed !
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