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From ~ Clyde



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JAY CUTLER!!!!

He's been with the Brownies for the last several years,only under different names!

Other than Kyle Orton.....he's the best!!





I will now make it clear as to why I do not talk about soccer.

Bob is flooding me with e-mails and the guy upsets me so much that I cannot answer. I thought calmly typing this out in public would shut him up.



Soccer to me,is this: It's outdoor hockey on grass....without the 3 knockdown rule.

That simple.

And I HATE,with a purple passion....hockey.



So you soccer fans enjoy your 1-0 overtime games and you players go right ahead and slam your head toward that ball while some freak has flipped in the air,having his fat foot aimed at that same ball.If your head meets the wrong object,why....it's Cretin Night School for the rest of your life.


Aprilweather has made a stunning announcement.He now WANTS Blechman in May!

But Girly better not expect to get a big cut of that dough!

ROR!!.....Aprilweather doesn't want this fight unless he is guaranteed 100 mil....and Girly gets 20.


He creates his own out as he calls out Girly Pacquaio.




In other sporty news, Johnny Rotten----in other sporty news, the Tribe has acquired Brandon Moss.No stone comments,please. He's a fine addition.Can play( sort of) first or right field.Strikes out a lot.Doesn't hit for much of an average.Is slow on the base paths.Does have modicum-plus power.This sound like Dale Murphy....and Nick Swisher.

We need more????



The Cavaliers have not signed anymore free agent retirees....although Ray Allen fear and loathing whispers are out there.If that bench gets any older,it's going to collapse.

The Mount Union Purpley Raiders are one of 4 teams left in Div. III fb.Can they get that monkey(Swissconsin Whitewater) off their backs? At least the he-she, MaryHardIn ....Whomever, is now off the trail.


The BEHEMOUTH is too slow to get going and I don't see the qb read option working against the Dick.Look for much more Jalin Marshall running that gig.

Really.

I got that from Bourban's Appendix Specialist.




Sporty Fans,there won't be enough Rothstein's to award in the coming weeks.When the fix is in your luck is out; and you may as well have hoof n' mouth.