The ClydeVivor Christmas Contest

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Arletta

From Clyde



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Dear MS.Longerie,


Answering your last 2 post from the other contest thread:


May you call me Bob?

NO.

You may not.


And stop calling me shortly.




I don't think my selections that are re-posted here (Arletta:thaaaaanks!!) clash with your virulent rules.

Lastly:I encourage you to change the hippo prize to a zebra prize lest the villagers storm your castle.

More lastlier:Withdraw that photo from the prize package.Those charges were dropped when it could not be discerned whether I was stealing toys from the toy sack or ,in fact....ADDING toys to the toy sack.

Dear Robbie,

Since there were only 5 horseys in your race, it does not count. Sometimes life sucks. Get used to it.


I have decided to withdraw the hippo (shipping freight was astronomical) and replace it with an ant farm.

And the photo stays. I read the arrest report.

[Arletta]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Dear Robbie,

Since there were only 5 horseys in your race, it does not count. Sometimes life sucks. Get used to it.


I have decided to withdraw the hippo (shipping freight was astronomical) and replace it with an ant farm.

And the photo stays. I read the arrest report.

A Reply from ~ Clyde
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First....I hate you.

Second....I accept your decision on rejecting my contest submission as StickyMusic finished last.


HA-HA!!


Third....fucl< the ant farm.ZEBRA!

Fourth....Stay out of my rap sheet!If you so much as infer any more from it,I will sue your dupa with malice aforethought.AAAAND!----I will publicize the transcripts of ALL of your confessions in the confessional.





By the by; I thought that horsey's name was Sticky Music.I really,really like that name.It seems that the name is actually SaltyMusic, which I hate.I will stick to calling him StickyMusic,but that's not why I mention it all.

I have invented(great example of serendipity)a brand new shiny catchphrase.Hereon----when you feel a song you knew but had not heard for a long time and then cannot get it out of your noodle:That experience then becomes StickyMusic.



Here's some StickyMusic for ya:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcL---4xQYA

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Arletta

A Reply from ~ Clyde
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First....I hate you.

Second....I accept your decision on rejecting my contest submission as StickyMusic finished last.


HA-HA!!


Third....fucl< the ant farm.ZEBRA!

Fourth....Stay out of my rap sheet!If you so much as infer any more from it,I will sue your dupa with malice aforethought.AAAAND!----I will publicize the transcripts of ALL of your confessions in the confessional.





By the by; I thought that horsey's name was Sticky Music.I really,really like that name.It seems that the name is actually SaltyMusic, which I hate.I will stick to calling him StickyMusic,but that's not why I mention it all.

I have invented(great example of serendipity)a brand new shiny catchphrase.Hereon----when you feel a song you knew but had not heard for a long time and then cannot get it out of your noodle:That experience then becomes StickyMusic.



Here's some StickyMusic for ya:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcL---4xQYA

Your StickyMusic was the theme song at my senior prom many, many, many years ago. Good choice!


Zebra it is. I got a good deal from the Fed Ex guy. Just sayin'